Did someone prank Stephen Strasburg?
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rub down our jewels with one of those heat producing ointments. There is no way he could possibly concentrate on pitching if thats what happened to him. I burned for about 4 hours after that, even with repeated soap washings. They made us get in a whirlpool filled with ice water and that wasn't even any relief, the jewels just retreated (Castanza shrinkage) Worst burning sensation I have ever felt hands down.........
He got completely naked, went and had a sandwich or something allowing his teammates to put icy hot in his jock strap, and then went and got dressed again to finish the game?
Suspending the fact that I have a hard time believing that his teammates would do that to their ace during a game he's starting. Most likely scenario: he rubbed his shoulder, forgot the icy hot was on his hand now, and scratched his nuts. Happens to me when I'm chopping jalapenos and then have to go to the bathroom.
Suspending the fact that I have a hard time believing that his teammates would do that to their ace during a game he's starting. Most likely scenario: he rubbed his shoulder, forgot the icy hot was on his hand now, and scratched his nuts. Happens to me when I'm chopping jalapenos and then have to go to the bathroom.
I just threw in the rain delay fact because the game was extended longer than just his 4 innings. So if his balls were on fire before the rain delay then he decided to tough it out even after having to sit through the delay. Either way it's 17ing hilarious that Strasburg pitched today with icyhot on his nuts. Haha
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LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION, 17 April 2012
By The Cantankerous Tiger
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.
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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By Andrew
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Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION, 17 April 2012
By The Cantankerous Tiger
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.
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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By Andrew
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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