Devil's Advocate: Is Golf a sport?

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference
Jun 1, 2004
4,394
2,175
113
In the immortal words of the great Bagger Vance: "What I'm talkin about is a game...a game that can't be won only played."

So if your keeping score in a foursome it's a sport, if your playing the course by yourself it's a game. Does that make sense?
 

CochiseCowbell

Heisman
Oct 29, 2012
15,930
15,080
113
Does that make sense?

Not at all. You're & your are two different words.

Just as hitting a stationary ball in silence and hitting a 90+mph rising fastball, that doesn't really rise, because physics, tens of thousands yelling, not to mention the opposing team's chatter...two different worlds.
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
13,785
12,442
113
Not at all. You're & your are two different words.

Just as hitting a stationary ball in silence and hitting a 90+mph rising fastball, that doesn't really rise, because physics, tens of thousands yelling, not to mention the opposing team's chatter...two different worlds.
As Jack said golfers play their foul balls. It is two different worlds. Great baseball players have tried to be elite golfers, but couldn’t break 90 on US Open condition courses. But discounting golf because of different situations is like discounting baseball because it’s easy to throw and catch when 300 pound men aren’t chasing you. Is golf a sport? Yes. Can you drink and smoke while doing it? Yes but so did David Wells and Kenny Stabler.
 
Last edited:

mount lefroy

Redshirt
Feb 10, 2013
2,501
0
36
No! Because I once tried it and I was terrible at it.

And the people who play it are wealthy and wear funny clothes.

And I once saw a woman play it better than a man.

And you dont have to run. Or hit anyone.
 

Dawg1976

All-Conference
Aug 22, 2012
8,508
3,075
113
You better run if you hit someone with a golf ball! Run from the 'one call that's all guy' that is........
 
Maroon and White

Latest

  1. 01 Maroon and White Mississippi State PFF Grades from 41-9 loss to Auburn
  2. 02 Maroon and White Football Lopsided analytics illustrate Mississippi State's collapse against Auburn
  3. 03 Maroon and White Football "Not good enough": Jeff Lebby answers questions of performance and job security following blowout loss to Auburn
  4. 04 Maroon and White Football Rapid Recap: Auburn 41-9 Mississippi State
  5. 05 Maroon and White Football Last Call Predictions for Mississippi State vs. Auburn