Delete me

redking

All-Conference
Jul 27, 2001
4,022
1,819
113
Why can't it be real? I don't think Amy Shumer is that unattainable. There's probably 20 girls that look better than her in any random New Brunswick bar tonight.
 

mychaljohn

Junior
May 16, 2003
2,582
347
0
Why can't it be real? I don't think Amy Shumer is that unattainable. There's probably 20 girls that look better than her in any random New Brunswick bar tonight.
Not 10 years ago. She was smokin' before some weight gain.
 

RUtix4me

All-American
Jan 18, 2015
9,039
9,873
113
Maybe she misunderstood The new Ash motto in the Hunt and thought Hunt needed to be in her?
 

R1776U

All-American
Sep 7, 2009
7,557
6,245
0
Omg- coming from a bunch of guys that would cream their pants in from of any famous women.
i wouldn't fk her with your dick even.. she is that nasty... and don't get me started on her loud mouth when it comes to politics... and her comedy is garbage, not funny at all
 

RU4Real

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
50,955
30,734
0
And it's "heifer".

I'd hit that. I probably wouldn't call her the next day, but... what the hell. She's at least a Happy Hour 6...
 

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
51,019
63,063
113
Sounds like she and Andrew Dice Clay would be perfect together. As long as there was enough grass for her to graze on.
 

yesrutgers01

Heisman
Nov 9, 2008
122,870
38,700
113
She really isn't my style but when I walk through tailgates and the stands and see most of the significant others, threads like this crack me up.
And that isn't meant to insult anyone or their significant others but not many compare to all of your guys "hot chicks" pictures
 

knightfan7

Heisman
Jul 30, 2003
97,114
70,849
113
Dice is current, he has a show on Showtime. A lot of people actually like the show.

This past episode had a local reference in it.

Rita Rudner (remember her?) was po'd at him because years ago he was supposed to give her a ride back to NYC but left her standing in front of Rascals Comedy Club instead.
 

RUforJERSEY

Heisman
Jul 29, 2001
25,108
10,335
113
She really isn't my style but when I walk through tailgates and the stands and see most of the significant others, threads like this crack me up.
And that isn't meant to insult anyone or their significant others but not many compare to all of your guys "hot chicks" pictures
That's my recollection also. Lots of plain Jane types.
 
The Knight Report

Latest

  1. 01 The Knight Report Rutgers Football Injury Report: Initial Report ahead of the Northwestern game
  2. 02 The Knight Report Join The Knight Report TODAY and get it for 60% off!
  3. 03 On3 Big Ten announces 2026-27 wrestling television schedule
  4. 04 On3 Football ESPN updates FPI rankings for each Big Ten football team after Week 7
  5. 05 Sports Predictions 2026 Big Ten Title Odds: Ohio State remains slight Polymarket favorites despite Julian Sayin injury