Dear Bob Carskadon

[Uncle Ruckus]

or Ozarka, whatever you want to call yourself. How in the hell do you say you'd marry Phyllis from the office and not even mention Karen? Who do you think you are? What gives you the right? I'm beginning to think your swag updates are made up.

 

[OzarkaNSW]

Take a lap kid

 

[57stratdawg]

Let the givers name remain unspoken. She's just a generous thief.

 

[CookieMonster.sixpack]

I've told all of you before, Ozark is a middle school or high school principal...

...or he's Bob. Coin flip really.

 

[Junction John]

Also from today's show: Someone (maybe a 6packer) asked "Where's the thing?"

which is a tremendous ABC question that went right over both of their heads. Then in the very next sentence, I think HD started it with "Here's the thing..." Good stuff.