Daily hypothetical

[morgousky]

Ok.....

You've got three options. Gotta pick one. Death or alternative options do not exist.

1. Louisville's title is reinstated. Rick proves his innocence and returns for 7 more years, winning another two titles.

2. UNC wins 4 more titles in 7 years, Roy retires a legend.

3. Duke wins the title over the next three years then K retires.

Because I'm nice, one other option as a way out. You can choose to marry Karen Sypher and pay her 300 bucks everytime you go at it. And you must go at it at least 3 times per week.

I'm depressed and bored. I need some people down here with me, if only for a moment.

 

[JerseyCat84_rivals57050]

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[DidneyWorl]

Ok.....

You've got three options. Gotta pick one. Death or alternative options do not exist.

1. Louisville's title is reinstated. Rick proves his innocents and returns for 7 more years, winning another two titles.

2. UNC wins 4 more titles in 7 years, Roy retires a legend.

3. Duke wins the title over the next three years then K retires.

Because I'm nice, one other option as a way out. You can choose to marry Karen Sypher and pay her 300 bucks everytime you go at it. And you must go at it at least 3 times per week.

I'm depressed and bored. I need some people down here with me, if only for a moment.

I'll bang Sypher. $3600 a month ain't bad for that.

 

[Rush2112 UK]

This isn’t the least of three evils, but more like the most acceptable of three apocalypses.

I’d have to go with Option 1.

 

[morgousky]

Added poll

 

[BassProCat]

I'll bang Sypher. $3600 a month ain't bad for that.

Same

 

[morgousky]

Dont forget you have to marry Karen and she's been with Pitino.

 

[morgousky]

I'll bang Sypher. $3600 a month ain't bad for that.

You can't spell didney Worl without one L Wily.

 

[BassProCat]

Dont forget you have to marry Karen and she's been with Pitino.

Do you have to stay faithful to her?

 

[morgousky]

Do you have to stay faithful to her?

Life

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Ok.....

You've got three options. Gotta pick one. Death or alternative options do not exist.

1. Louisville's title is reinstated. Rick proves his innocents and returns for 7 more years, winning another two titles.

2. UNC wins 4 more titles in 7 years, Roy retires a legend.

3. Duke wins the title over the next three years then K retires.

Because I'm nice, one other option as a way out. You can choose to marry Karen Sypher and pay her 300 bucks everytime you go at it. And you must go at it at least 3 times per week.

I'm depressed and bored. I need some people down here with me, if only for a moment.

Misery loves company. You'll not steal my joy, @morgousky. [laughing]

Btw, it's innocence. Sorry, couldn't resist. [winking]

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Ehhh **** it, I'll have to go with 1.

 

[morgousky]

Misery loves company. You'll not steal my joy, @morgousky. [laughing]

Btw, it's innocence. Sorry, couldn't resist. [winking]

Innocence?

 

[morgousky]

I want you guys to know that it's bs picking Sypher. There's no way that would be your option.

And for those picking Louisville, you need to disclose that you in fact do not live around Louisville fans. It's only fair.

Amirite?

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Innocence?

Yes, Pitino's innocence, not innocents. Nice edit. Just busting your balls, bud.

 

[Cowtown Cat]

I want you guys to know that it's bs picking Sypher. There's no way that would be your option.

And for those picking Louisville, you need to disclose that you in fact do not live around Louisville fans. It's only fair.

Amirite?

Thankfully, I think I only know like one or two Louisville fans total.

 

[morgousky]

Yes, Pitino's innocence, not innocents. Nice edit. Just busting your balls, bud.

I don't know what you're talking about :flushed:

 

[Cowtown Cat]

I don't know what you're talking about :flushed:

Me neither. What's the subject again, indica or sativa? Was that it? Oh wait. Nevermind.

 

[morgousky]

Me neither. What's the subject again, indica or sativa? Was that it? Oh wait. Nevermind.

Weed is not an option. This thread aint Colorado, bud.

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Weed is not an option. This thread aint Colorado, bud.

You're correct. It's not an option, it's a requirement. At least in our household it is anyway. [smoke]

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Oh the thread, I said option 1.

 

[morgousky]

No votes for UNC?

Some of you like Louisville and won't admit it. You're willing to just hand them a legacy greater than ours.

Sellouts.

 

[Cowtown Cat]

No votes for UNC?

Some of you like Louisville and won't admit it. You're willing to just hand them a legacy greater than ours.

Sellouts.

With only two more titles? Explain.

 

[morgousky]

With only two more titles? Explain.

That would be three more titles for Louisville.

 

[BassProCat]

Me neither. What's the subject again, indica or sativa? Was that it? Oh wait. Nevermind.

Sativa brah

 

[BassProCat]

Life

Tough might have to lean towards giving Puke its title and getting K outta there.

Hold on, is it duke wins the next 3 titles or just wins one title over the next 3 years?

 

[Whatsup]

Dont forget you have to marry Karen and she's been with Pitino.

Morg. all she has to do is take a long bath and that baby is like new. Pencil dick pitino sure didn’t hurt her so I’m good with choosing Karen.

 

[morgousky]

Morg. all she has to do is take a long bath and that baby is like new. Pencil dick pitino sure didn’t hurt her so I’m good with choosing Karen.

That baby can never be new again. It's been sold to the highest bidder for stem cell research.

 

[morgousky]

Tough might have to lean towards giving Puke its title and getting K outta there.

Hold on, is it duke wins the next 3 titles or just wins one title over the next 3 years?

The next 3

 

[BassProCat]

The next 3

Yeah I’m taking Sypher, she doesn’t have that much life left in her hahaha

Edit: had to tone that post down a lil forgot we have ladies on this board.

 

[Cowtown Cat]

That would be three more titles for Louisville.

Yes, but that's a total of five, correct? Sorry, I'm failing to see your point.

Anyway, to answer your question. Options 2 and 3 are simply not an option for me for obvious reasons. Option 4 is a no for me as well. Pretty self explanatory - see avatar(s). Plus, she's cheaper. Not much, but cheaper. [laughing]

 

[Cowtown Cat]

Yeah I’m taking Sypher and banging her brains out til she dies hahahah she doesn’t have that much life left in her.

Damn dawg. [roll]

 

[BassProCat]

Damn dawg. [roll]

Can’t let our rivals shine bro...gotta take one for the team haha

 

[morgousky]

UNC still at zero votes that sht is hilarious.

@Jkwo need a dentist opinion.

 

[BBUK_anon]

Just Dayum...

 

[coolioo1]

Picking marriage and getting my balls removed. By far the best opinion.

 

[wromanp7]

Take one for the team. No titles for the butches.

 

[wromanp7]

Do another one.

 

[Col. Angus]

I can’t afford $187,200 a year to **** a ***** I married, but I’d sell crack a lot of crack to try or go to jail in the process.

 

[Col. Angus]

Basically you’re asking how many real UK basketball fans are there on this board.