Dabo: "That's not a drive, that's a PILGRIMAGE"

[Ibsnoman]

I made a parody of Saturday's presser and put Bill and Dabo at the same table.

Dabo gets asked about five field goals and one touchdown against Georgia Southern and answers it exactly the way you already know he would.

Bill says about nine words the entire time. One of them is about the defense not being able to tackle a folding chair.

Stick around for what the reporter finds after everybody leaves.

 

[kik84]

Right before kickoff of the Clemson-LSU game, I texted a buddy of mine that Dabo was going to do the college football world a favor that night and absolutely steamroll LSU before a national television audience.

I was wrong.

Spectacularly wrong.

 

[kik84]

I'll always be a fan of Dabo's, simply because of what he once said about his in-state rivals:

"Carolina is in Chapel Hill, and USC is in Los Angeles."