Criticizing Coach Pike

[mikefla]

Need help. My kids are HUGE Pike fans. To stir up arguments at the dinner table, I criticize Pike every chance I get. I think my daughter knows I am kidding because it makes her laugh. Turns out, my boys are doing a nice job articulating counterpoints to my BS. Here have been some of my statements this year. I’m out of ideas. Any suggestions?


We’d be better if Pike would recruit better players.

(A month ago) We are 0-3 against the spread, meaning we will get killed against real competition.

Pike shouldn’t have the players major in things like electrical engineering. It’s a distraction.

(And last night’s opening remarks that almost started a food fight) Pike has to get these guys to play through injuries. He’s coddling them!

there just NO getting around it
looks like your kids are flat out smarter than you are ;-)

 

[mikefla]

just the truth ;-)

 

[ru_upstate]

just the truth ;-)

Yes true. All kidding aside, I am the luckiest guy in the world. Go RU!

 

[29PAS]

Heaps too much praise on the opposing coach and team in his press conferences after the game. SIAP!