I'm waiting for this: "Brinkley hires Sosebee".
After this announcement is made....cut to:
G. Lloyd defecates his saggy britches mid-TV interview on camera, a car crashes into a house in the background, a lady screams, a cat screeches and a drunk crest fan stumbles across the road in the background stopping only to vomit, take 3 more steps and then pull his pants down and do his business in the street (all on camera).
PS- the crest drunk pulled his pants down to take a deuce because he classy.... he was raised right.