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[Shmuley]

FOR RENT:

One prime tailgating spot on the walk of champions in the World famous GROVE (Oxford Mississippi Ole Miss Campus). Tent, ice chests, chandeliers, silver, china, table cloths, plasma TV, breast implants, condo on town square, Range Rover, tummy tuck, spray tanning, maids and butler all included. If you act now we will throw in a case of Jack Daniels and pheasant under glass for next home game. No reasonable offer refused. Available immediately for 2010-2011 season. Renter must sign a lease for at least 2 additional years as my team will be in a rebuilding phase for at least that long. You may have an option for additional years based on coaching staff and number of felons on the team.

 

[brandondog]

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