Cowbells

[RutherfordBHayes]

So, Tater is calling for a ban on Cowbells on one of his many Twitter accounts due their inherent danger as dangerous weapons.
(I can’t seem to imbed the snapshot of the tweet).
One of his replies to the ensuing ridicule:
“Some have been sharpened and made as a dagger now as well. It’s a very serious matter that’s needs to be addressed immediately!”

Daggers? Bunch of amateurs.
My grandfather had a Cowbell Broadsword like He-Man. But I prefer my Cowbell Nunchucks. They’re pretty sweet.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

It's just something to try and ban them by making up these extreme stories.

 

[KurtRambis4]

Same

****, 10000th verse.

Everytime we start winning, cowbells pop up as the reason behind our success.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Who is Tater?

 

[Hail State]

A ***** who lives in a basement up in Tennessee who is the picture perfect example of the douchiest Ole Miss fan you've ever seen. Runs a bunch of troll twitter accounts and is a all around **** heap.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Man that place churns out some whackos.

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

A ***** who lives in a basement up in Tennessee who is the picture perfect example of the douchiest Ole Miss fan you've ever seen. Runs a bunch of troll twitter accounts and is a all around **** heap.

He’s on Twitter and message boards daily talking about his “sources” and what he’s “hearing”. He’s the main one pimping this story that the NCAA hammer is about to fall on MSU. He’s always trying to fan flames of some rumor about MSU that never take hold. The Landshark moonbats don’t even pay attention to the guy.

He’s a fun follow really when you realize he barely finished high school and lives with his Mom.

 

[o_dawgnabit]

Tater is great. He creates all the fake ole miss scoops and gets the fan base worked up till it backfires on him. Then spins another story up. I really appreciate all the work he does for all the State Twitter trolls like myself

 

[Bulldogg31]

Man that place churns out some whackos.

No, Taylor did not actually attend Ole Miss. He was a not very good HS QB in Collierville and I don't think he attended college. Lives with his mom. Big time numnuts. May or may not have been arrested for starting a Fight Club in the parking lot of his high school.

 

[EngDawg]

del

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

He’s Yancy’s heir apparent.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Memo to Land Rebs: Always sit only in the visitor's section at DWS. If you buy tickets anywhere else in the stadium you may be attacked by crazed dagger-bell wielding fans who will beat you and eventually scalp you due to their anger and the the fact that we play on an Indian burial ground. *****

 

[rem101]

I haven't brought a cowbell in to a game in 10 years, mainly because I don't feel like keeping up with it all day. But, this clown may make me bring it down off the office shelf on Thanksgiving.

 

[Junction John]

OM or the basement in Tennessee?

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

I haven't brought a cowbell in to a game in 10 years, mainly because I don't feel like keeping up with it all day. But, this clown may make me bring it down off the office shelf on Thanksgiving.

What’s your weaponized Cowbell of choice?
I really like my nunchuck cowbell, but I’m working on a 7 foot long Halberd Cowbell.
Anybody else?

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

What’s your weaponized Cowbell of choice?
I really like my nunchuck cowbell, but I’m working on a 7 foot long Halberd Cowbell.
Anybody else?

Mine shoots Chinese throwing stars through a cinder block at 30 feet.

 

[13thEagle]

Back in the late 70's, still in high school several of us met some kids from our school who were at state. Some of the guys actually lived in the dairy barn on the 2nd floor and milked. Yall were playing florida at memorial in jackson. One of the guys, yes in a state of intoxication in the 2nd half lost his cookies over a call. I never knew those dam bells would fly that far when you threw them. He launched that 17'er and it landed out on the field about the 10.

 

[Dawgpile]

Mine shoots Chinese throwing stars through a cinder block at 30 feet.

Mine has a laser-guided clapper ejectors, along with a semi-auto handle that shoots intoxication darts. Still working on the sonic incapacitateor.

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

Boomerang Cowbell.

I call it, “Thor’s Hammer”.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Here I am loading the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator into the end of my bell.

Vaught Hemmingway obstructs my view of Venus so I’m going to blow it up.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Yawn, another Cowbell Segregationist trying to ban the only Southern tradition..

...not banned by the 14th Amendment, 1965 Civil Rights Act, and the Laws Against Cruel And Unusual Punishment from The Hague.*

*-To clue you in, Ole Miss wasn't the only SEC school to wave Rebel flags.

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

My battle bell launches a fleet of drones that are equipped with napalm bombs. They automatically seek out people not wearing Maroon, White or Black and drop their payload on them.

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

Tater during Egg Bowl halftime...

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[MedDawg]

So, Tater is calling for a ban on Cowbells on one of his many Twitter accounts due their inherent danger as dangerous weapons.
(I can’t seem to imbed the snapshot of the tweet).
One of his replies to the ensuing ridicule:
“Some have been sharpened and made as a dagger now as well. It’s a very serious matter that’s needs to be addressed immediately!”

Daggers? Bunch of amateurs.
My grandfather had a Cowbell Broadsword like He-Man. But I prefer my Cowbell Nunchucks. They’re pretty sweet.

I'm pretty good with my bo staff cowbells

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

Did you know that the Confederate infantry under General Pickett’s Charge that failed to take Cemetery Hill on that fateful day did not have Cowbells?

#CowbellsAreWeapons

(I see you NotJackie)