My very sweet and religious grandmother was giving the blessing at my cousins wedding many years ago. My cousin was marrying a guy named Kirk, but went by Ki because his dad was also Kirk.
Before the prayer she gave a little toast and she said, ‘When I heard Erin was dating a guy named Ki, I thought, where did she meet an Oriental in Iowa?....’
Everybody looked around very quickly to see if there was anybody who would be offended. My grandma is deeply religious, super naive, and not at all racist. The idea that not only are there no Asians in Iowa and if there were, how did Erin meet them? And on top of that they preferred to be called ‘orientals’ cracks me the hell up.
Nobody asked her to give the blessing at a wedding until I did many years later. I was hoping for a Polack comment in regards to my wife.