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mildone_rivals

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Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands? 🙂

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.
 

Knight Shift

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May 19, 2011
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Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands? 🙂

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.
Urban Meyer is available.
 
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ScarletDave

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Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands? 🙂

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.
It’s wing man like a hawk wing. Although they are the Hawkeyes, not the Hawkwings, so not sure where the correlation is. Maybe need a lesson in bird anatomy
 

DJ Spanky

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mildone_rivals

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It’s wing man like a hawk wing. Although they are the Hawkeyes, not the Hawkwings, so not sure where the correlation is. Maybe need a lesson in bird anatomy
Thanks, but I actually knew all that. Reality didn't help facilitate my humorous (or not) post. So I ignored it. 😉

I mean, if people can regularly ignore reality for the sake of their silly political obsessions, why can't I do the same for the sake of light-hearted humor, you know?
 

Knight Shift

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Thanks, but I actually knew all that. Reality didn't help facilitate my humorous (or not) post. So I ignored it. 😉

I mean, if people can regularly ignore reality for the sake of their silly political obsessions, why can't I do the same for the sake of light-hearted humor, you know?
Not a wingman but you may be able to get a leg up here with another of your I obsessions?