Congrats...

[MSUCostanza]

to Phil Mickelson on his "empty" Masters win. I'm sure his wife being there will make it even more hollow and empty for him.

Meanwhile, Tiger thinks everyone wondering about his mental state are making "way too much out of it".

 

[HighPointDawg]

Hell of a win for Phil... Couldn't be happier for the guy. Tiger doesn't win them all so does that mean anytime that Tiger isn't in 2nd that it is a "hollow win"?

 

[MSUCostanza]

Absolute sarcasm.

 

[JohnDawg]

Jesus, he's stupid.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

So hollow.

 

[MSUCostanza]

"honey, I'm glad you won, but ****, you are NEVER going to win another one of these. Tiger took 5 months off and finished 5 shots back. Enjoy it while you can and at least try to smile in Butler Cabin despite the impending doom you feel right now."

 

[bulliegolfer]

Phil won because Tiger took 5 months off due to being a low life slime ball.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[MSUCostanza]

they didn't award him the green jacket anyway, for perservering through all his clinical and medical problems, such as boning Perkins waitresses and porn stars and getting busted by his wife. He needed that well-deserved time off.

Unfortunately, Phil only had his wife and mother both going through breast cancer treatment at the same time. What a lame excuse to take time off.

 

[War Machine Dawg]

by Ronny, Goat, and Rabid. I don't think it's possible to be worse than that trio.