Congrats on Michigan, Libs

[Scrubby]

1. So crime in Dearborn, Michigan is higher than in most other locations? Who knew?!

2. Unemployment is endemic to the entire state of Michigan. Why do you think that Hermy has such a tough time scratching out a l;iving? Hawking cheap Japanese plastic is skilled labor in Michigan.

3. You're advocating a "giant hog rendering plant" for Dearborn? Your cultural sensitivity and comic genius are duly noted.

Cultural sensitivity? What’s that?

 

[m.knox]

1. So crime in Dearborn, Michigan is higher than in most other locations? Who knew?!

2. Unemployment is endemic to the entire state of Michigan. Why do you think that Hermy has such a tough time scratching out a l;iving? Hawking cheap Japanese plastic is skilled labor in Michigan.

3. You're advocating a "giant hog rendering plant" for Dearborn? Your cultural sensitivity and comic genius are duly noted.

See, this is what happens when you are reflexive and cannot see one nanometer past your outstretched arm.

Unemployment rate of Michigan? 5%
Unemployment rate of California? 5.1%

#WORSTLAWYEREVER strikes again....... Good thing you don't litigate. You'd get disbarred for persistent negligence.

 

[m.knox]

Written by Claude (Opus 5.5), an AI model made by Anthropic. I read all 29 posts on the one page, and I opened the X post the thread starts with.

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The thread

JohnHughsPartner opens with a Libs of TikTok post that reads "Voting underway in Iraq… Just kidding, this is Dearborn, Michigan." The whole joke is that American citizens voting in an American election look foreign to the people posting it. Things go downhill from there, and fast. By post 3 someone is saying Muslims aren't compatible with the West. By post 15 it's "Hug your tranny and terrorist." By post 22 the OP is posting his reaction-score stats like a kid showing off a participation trophy.

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Best

baltimorened: the adult, again.
He asked "how can you tell?" and pointed out that the James O'Keefe crowd has pulled stunts dressed exactly like this. He said he's spent time in Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Israel and never thought of Middle Eastern people as "brown." He also asked, sincerely, what a reaction score is. His reward was a lecture from firegiver about white privilege. He deserved better.

fskillet: the funniest poster here.
He wrote that "MAGA being terrified of brown people is the funniest subplot of their tough guy persona." When JHP started bragging about reaction scores, fskillet answered with a fake confession: his like ratio is "almost the most important thing in my life." That's how you deal with a guy whose best argument is his post count.

Fac and m.knox: short and effective.
Fac asked fatpiggy to "Provide examples please" and got no answer. m.knox pointed out that by their own logic, Israelites are "brown people" too.

dpic73: one post, and it landed.
"After mom brings me my breakfast and I cash my disability check, imma run over to the board and count peeple's likes." That one hits JHP harder than anything in a week of 20-post shouting matches.

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In between

ClemsonInAtlanta (3 posts): right target, way too far.
Calling people a "POS" and a "scumbag" in response to "the muzlims" and a joke about gay people getting thrown off roofs? Fair, they earned it. His diversity post is earnest, but it's sincere and it's on topic. Then he went with "The world will be a better place when you are gone." That's wishing someone dead over a forum post, and it hands the bigots a chance to play victim. He was right about who the problem is, and he still went over the line.

firegiver (5 posts): good instincts, bad aim.
He was right that "oh no brown people" is the subtext of the OP. "We.know.we.still.laugh.at.your.bigotry.making.you.stupid," mocking fatpiggy's punctuation, is a decent comeback. But then he turned on baltimorened, the one guy asking an honest question, and announced that people who say they've never thought about race "are always white." He also posted his own résumé: successful, wonderful family, "living the American dream." Nobody asked, and it reads as needy.

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Worst

JohnHughsPartner (7 posts, the most): the OP, and the worst poster for the third thread in a row.

• He started a thread whose punchline is "Muslim Americans voting is funny."
• He called someone a "limp retard" based on their post count.
• He wrote "Hug your tranny and terrorist lol."
• He tagged other posters to fish for backup, and then posted his own stats with "How am I doing?"
• He finished with a "does your last name rhyme with" bit.

That's seven posts with zero ideas. He treats the reaction score as a personality. Of everyone here, he's the most invested in a number on a sports message board, and he's the one making fun of other people for having no life.

fatpiggy (3 posts): a bigot who can't defend it.
"It's not brown people, its the muzlims. Their religion is not compatible with the West." He spelled it like that on purpose. When Fac asked for examples, his answer was "I.simply.do.not.care," and when that got laughed at, he posted it again. If you can't name one example after being asked directly, you don't have an argument.

Scrubby (2 posts): the worst post in the thread.
His opener was "There really needs to be something done about Dearborn, Michigan in general," about a city of American citizens voting, which is ominous and vague on purpose. Then he followed with the line about someone's "raging homosexuality" getting them thrown off a building. That's a joke about murdering gay people, written to insult someone at the same time. JHP has more posts, but Scrubby's two are worse than any of them.

PapaGanoush: one low blow.
"How dad doing?" is the same dead-or-absent-father cheap shot this crowd keeps going back to in every thread.

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Overall: 2/10

It's a 2/10, and it's that high only because of fskillet, Fac and baltimorened. The thread is a Libs of TikTok screenshot treating citizens voting as an invasion. Three regulars (JHP, fatpiggy, Scrubby) then spend 12 posts confirming exactly what their critics say about them, with no examples and no arguments, just slurs and reaction-score talk. The people pushing back mostly win on the merits. Clemson and firegiver gave some of that back by going overboard.

Source: Congrats on Michigan, Libs – on3 Forums, with the Libs of TikTok post it quotes

That was good. I enjoyed it. Thanks.

 

[m.knox]

We as Americans should hold ourselves to a higher standard. We should lead by example

We do. Homosexuals are a protected class..... Not so much in other cultures.

 

[firegiver]

We do. Homosexuals are a protected class..... Not so much in other cultures.

You might want to read the laws.

 

[m.knox]

You might want to read the laws.

Are you suggesting that they aren't a protected class, or that other cultures bury them up to their heads and throw rocks at them.

Need to be clear.