College Football Joke...

dawgstudent

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Apr 15, 2003
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Girl goes to the Dr. for a physical. She removes her shirt and there is a 'T' imprint on her chest. The Doc a little puzzled asks her what's up with that? She says her boyfriend is a Tennessee fan and wears his UT sweatshirt when they have sex and it leaves a 'T' imprint.

A while later, he examines another girl and when she removes her shirt, she has an 'N' imprint on her chest. He asks again,'what's up with that?' and she says her boyfriend is a huge Nebraska fan and wears his Nebraska sweatshirt when they make sweet love.

That afternoon, another girl comes in for an exam. She removes her shirt and there is a 'W' imprint on her chest. The Doc says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend is a Wisconsin fan." She replies, "No, my girlfriend is a Michigan fan."
 

JohnDawg

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Just figured a little sarcasm would help pass the day faster. 1 hour 48 minutes.</p>
 
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