Coach Leach on Cardboard people

[PirateDawg]

"I have to be honest, I haven't quite gotten the hang of the cutout people in the stands. I mean that's an episode of Twilight Zone. You guys are all probably too young for Twilight Zone. I mean the black and white Twilight Zone where Rod Serling would get on there with the really creepy voice and the suit. All of a sudden, is this real? Is it outer space? It was almost like haunted houses met science fiction, that show. Now all of a sudden, we have these people frozen in time sitting there in the stadium enthusiastic expressions on their face, but they can't move. And then you have the noise. I don't know. I for one, it's cool. If people enjoyed it, great. But that is a little surreal, the fake people in the stands. I don't even know how they decide the seating. Do the fake people have a lottery for where they sit? Because I know this, some of those fake people have way better seats than the others. I want to be one of those fake people on the 50-yard line about row 12, but some of them are still up in the rafters. In this day in age, in these funny times, even a fake person can get screwed. Live clean, live smart, and maybe when you become a fake person, you'll get good seats at the LSU game."

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I wish I could find the funny Ole Miss cutouts posted previously. I feel a Fark coming on.

 

[KingBarkus]

I love Leach's answer to the crowd noise question. "They can't hear me even if I yelled. I can't say 'Hey, run the post!'" His pc's are gold. Btw, lost in the quirky answers are admitting that we can and must improve. Leach is a big fan of repetition. He is highly intelligent but I like the way he keeps things simple.

 

[Shmuley]

Has there ever been a situation that can more benefit from a coach whose philosophy is run the same damn formation and plays every day in practice and 70 times in a game? I cannot fathom a situation more appropriate than right here.