Student section empties at halftime so they can go catch Pokemon.
Coach K out today
- Thread starter Calsthebomb
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Hahahahaha! This is how to win the internet.
Pretty testy there aren’t ya? Don’t worry, if you guys lose today the NCAA won’t hold it against you come selection Sunday. Must be nice being their golden child to where you could get a top seed even with 10 losses.
They grow them in their biological sciences building. Lots of watering, very little sunlight, warm moist air, and lots of miracle grow.
And how cute u have a like from a fellow duke fan and everything! Omg don't y'all have a game. K is fake self centered jerk. Much closer to the fictional coach from varsity blues than John wooden. Harry Giles shoulda told him to go F himself
Oh I guarantee he’s not in jeopardy. pUKe’s best medical minds are making him soup and Wojo will be drawing him warm baths . You can’t compare Splinter to the “regular” people who get the “regular” flu just like you can’t call Bagley a “regular” student who went through the “regular” admissions process. Gtfo
Our hospital has set up special flu clinics this weekend. I have worked here 25 years. 1st Time this has ever happened. This year’s vaccine is a miserable fail...only 10% effective against this particular strain
Rabies.
Coach Rodent showed everyone exactly who he is a couple of years ago when he admonished Oregon's Dylan Brooks in the handshake line for showboating. He then lied through his teeth about it after the game, and pretty much making Brooks out to be a liar, only to have to backtrack a few hours later after the audio came out.
This crazy flu has swept through North Dallas. I have contracted it twice this winter. Never seen anything like it. Most of my church has been sick and some even hospitalized. You're right, there's nothing funny about it. I'm a UK fan to the marrow but I don't wish this flu on anyone. Not even K. Wink wink.
Post them on your board. I can spell it for you if you like. Well actually I can't, because I don't even know the name of the doom board. My apologies.
Win this game they'll be number 1. Lose and it's "Coach K wasn't there so this game doesn't count". Pretty much the opposite of our Vanderbilt situation, ppl could care less all our players are hurt. We lose we drop 12 spots. And players being hurt is much more detremental to a team than a coach with the flu. Rant over
What are you doing? Are just lurking around, patrolling our board? Like some kind of weird, creepy hall-monitor?
I think he probably still cries at night missing his pet dinosaur from his childhood.
Might be sick, but he knew this was a W today regardless. Guy seeks more attention that a hollywood actress.
Rabies.
Bravo sir!! You are the king of the gif and meme!!
IF HE WORked at Walmart he would be fired by now for so much time he misses. Probably had a mishap with his just for men’s product
