Christmas Vacation best lines..
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At the end of the clip, “after a long drive, Catherine and I could use a little alone time, honey run along and get the kids things and don’t forget the rubber sheets and gerbils”
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Can I refill your egg nog for ya. Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere. Leave you for dead?
Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. He's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks
You ever seen her Clark (the yack woman) she has these great big horns growing out of the side of her head...ugly as sin but a sweet OL gal and a hell of a good cook.
Where the hell is Eddie? He usually eats these damn things. Not anymore. He heard squirrels were high in cholesterol. Thank you Kathryn.
Ain't that somethin'? She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don't know.
Eddie on Snot’s the dog, right after he gets done telling him to go to the kitchen to get something to eat:
He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.
He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.
