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“I’m not sure you are the right guy to coach the University of Jodie Meeks”
"The other guys and myself are going to go out here and do what we think is best, mostly because we are sober and know wtf is actually going on. You just sit right here, have another drink, hit on some coeds and think about all the crude **** you're going to scream at us in the locker room."
No, no, Coach, that's your bottle in front of me. I said you need a frontal lobotomy.
No no coach, that’s the three point line, not the County Line.
Meeks is saying: “As soon as I get past that line at half court Im liable to launch it.”
Winner so far.
How in the he!! did you get this job?!
Thats the ref that stold your flask......
Hey Coach look at the blonde in the second row. I know Jodie I've been watching her the whole game.
“You see that checkerboard? We should put those on our unis”
Bcg thinking “I’m gonna pitch that to Barney”
You want him right there to block the free throw? I'm not sure that's legal.
“We’ve got Kevin Galloway and deandre Liggins sitting over there and you got me out here with Michael porter and Landon slone”
She’s right there coach. Fourth row, second from the left, she’s Alex Legions’ girlfriend.
" This ain't the University of Billie Gillispie"
If you just let me take a couple of shots, from over there, I'll make sure a bottle of Makers is on your desk in the morning.