The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...
Caption this evil turd...
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“Me and my Legacy will never die. See? There’s no place left to bury us”
This is where we bury all of our recruiting secrets. The NCAA wouldn't dare dig up any.
(in a coach K nasally Midwestern voice):
"I go to the graveyard to get inspired. The dead show me how to properly utilize defensive posture with their arms at their sides, their knees slightly arched and ready to take a charge, and all of them have the proper post-charge defensive stance as they lie there in their coffins. Some folks call it "flopping", but I think that's disrespectful to the geniuses in our sports. Some of the best minds in all the world are showing how to play solid defense by taking a charge: John Wooden, Red Auerbach, Adolph Rupp - you can't tell me Wooden and Auerbach are just lying there for nothing. They've been speaking to us this whole time, and they've been telling us what proper defensive position looks like. I'm just glad I was the first coach in the history of our sport to notice what these giants of the game have been saying since they passed away. After I get inspired, I go back to Durham and tell the gang, 'Hey fellas, don't just be tough like your mothers, but be tough like the dead. Or, if you prefer, be tough like your dead mothers. If they can play proper defense all these years, so can you.' I think the guys really get inspired by these talks. I know I do."
"I go to the graveyard to get inspired. The dead show me how to properly utilize defensive posture with their arms at their sides, their knees slightly arched and ready to take a charge, and all of them have the proper post-charge defensive stance as they lie there in their coffins. Some folks call it "flopping", but I think that's disrespectful to the geniuses in our sports. Some of the best minds in all the world are showing how to play solid defense by taking a charge: John Wooden, Red Auerbach, Adolph Rupp - you can't tell me Wooden and Auerbach are just lying there for nothing. They've been speaking to us this whole time, and they've been telling us what proper defensive position looks like. I'm just glad I was the first coach in the history of our sport to notice what these giants of the game have been saying since they passed away. After I get inspired, I go back to Durham and tell the gang, 'Hey fellas, don't just be tough like your mothers, but be tough like the dead. Or, if you prefer, be tough like your dead mothers. If they can play proper defense all these years, so can you.' I think the guys really get inspired by these talks. I know I do."
The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...
"Like what I've done with the place, folks?
(Haha..just a little undertaker humor, people!)
Then come on down to Creepy Lil' Mike's Duke Phantasmagoria Emporium and Pet Cemetary! Take a spin in our newest plots! But, don't blame us if the wife tries to cover you up, haha! So, come on down to Creepy Lil' Mike's Duke Phantasmagoria Emporium and Pet Cemetary and check out our two-for-Tuesday special! A real good deal if your wife is pushing 500 pounds! Bring your snotty kids, bring the NCAA family, and bring cash!
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The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...
…."and here at Flop U, we will honor you with a cross for every time you successfully fool the officials with a Flop-Stop"
To all the great players potential NBA careers I have buried, I did it for me and I would do it again.
That place would be empty then LMFAO.
Father Brennan “I SAW ITS MOTHER MR.THORN, HIS MOTHER WAS A RAT!”
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