Can you fix her - Local

[The Cooterpoot]

Would!

 

[Dawgbite]

**** yea!

 

[ronpolk]

I figured from your username you didn’t have high standards…. But that quality girl is at 80% of dollar generals right now. Sure as hell ain’t dealing with the crazy for that

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

If you can make someone shart their drawers. You are unfixable

 

[Anon2444666666]

I figured from your username you didn’t have high standards…. But that quality girl is at 80% of dollar generals right now. Sure as hell ain’t dealing with the crazy for that

Have you seen this economy?

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I figured from your username you didn’t have high standards…. But that quality girl is at 80% of dollar generals right now. Sure as hell ain’t dealing with the crazy for that

What DG you shopping at?

 

[FactCheckerBot]

Data shows that she is a USM grad and naturally an LSU fan.

 

[GuvmintDawg]

Don’t save her, as Project Pat would say.

 

[tenureplan]

I mean I wouldn't turn much down these days but you can take the girl out of the trailer but not the trailer out of the girl

 

[Dawg Raid]

The name almost sounds right

 

[Lettuce]

I’d let her borrow my stapler

 

[patdog]

Nope. The answer is always nope. And from the mug shot definitely nope.

 

[ronpolk]

What DG you shopping at?

I looked this lady up… apparently she caught her husband banging the neighbor… so maybe the crazy is a little justified here.

Im not going to pile on the lady. I just don’t think she’s attractive. Definitely not compared to the other “can you fix her” threads.

 

[BossDawg78]

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Would!

She's 54 years old. Did some Facebook stalking. HELL NAW!!!

Correction: she's 56.

 

[Tall Dawg]

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The name almost sounds right

For the win!!!!! Lol!!!!!

 

[dawgman42]

There's only one presidential ruling we're still waiting on . . .

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

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Would!

Saw her on FB. Doable.....

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Saw her on FB. Doable.....

 

[PBRME]

I can hear the smokers voice through the mugshot.

 

[FlotownDawg]

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Would!

You must be down very bad, my friend

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[BreckyBratt]

What DG you shopping at?

Exactly!

 

[ETK99]

Appears to be a staple of the community

 

[HumpDawgy]

Are staplers considered part of foreplay in Seminary?

 

[57stratdawg]

Are staplers considered part of foreplay in Seminary?

I was in Vegas one time and a stripper would let you staple your $$$ directly into her flesh.

I still love her

 

[Awwhellnaw]

I’d let her borrow my stapler

 

[40mikemike]

Why the actual 17 would anybody want to fix that 3 when there are certifiable 9s and 10s running out there in need of fixing? That heifer is ugly and crazy. No thanks.

 

[Dawgbite]

She's 54 years old. Did some Facebook stalking. HELL NAW!!!

Correction: she's 56.

Wellllllllll! I’m 60 and a lifelong Mississippi State fan. My tastes were questionable from the very beginning!

 

[Chesusdog]

Data shows that she is a USM grad and naturally an LSU fan.

All I needed was eyes to tell that she's an LSU fan. They have a "life did this to me" look.

 

[dawgpoundrock]

 

[Yeti]

Maybe the best thing is the full mug shot….her shirt says “Pray Big”. You can’t make it up

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Maybe the best thing is the full mug shot….her shirt says “Pray Big”. You can’t make it up

She might pray, but she don't play! She kicked that woman in the V until she crapped herself, then dropped staples in her *** Country *** MS women

 

[johnson86-1]

Why the actual 17 would anybody want to fix that 3 when there are certifiable 9s and 10s running out there in need of fixing? That heifer is ugly and crazy. No thanks.

Some people have to accept crazy to get non-obese. Some people are old and their standards are dropping accordingly.

I will say that I know plenty of reasonably successful people in their 50's would be happy if their wife looked like that in her 50's. I also know plenty that would not. Lost of examples on both sides. Younger people need to take note. Let your wife know early on that you are superficial and that while you love her, that love is contingent on her not letting herself go. If she get's mad, that means she was planning on letting herself go and better to cut losses while you're young when divorce will be cheaper.

 

[ronpolk]

She might pray, but she don't play! She kicked that woman in the V until she crapped herself, then dropped staples in her *** Country *** MS women

Maybe cooterpoot has a bondage fetish.

 

[dawgman42]

Maybe cooterpoot has a bondage fetish.

He'd bond her out of Covington County, yes.

 

[GloryDawg]

She was probably hot at age 19.

 

[FormerBully]

If she did that to the woman, what did she do to her husband?

 

[The Cooterpoot]

She was probably hot at age 19.

Can confirm

 

[FactCheckerBot]

All I needed was eyes to tell that she's an LSU fan. They have a "life did this to me" look.

In some circles, them are “I have many regrets” eyes.

 

[tired]

Nope, already tried