Can anybody "hear" the fake Michigan fan, whose Skunk Weasels have returned to their proper place all alone at the bottom of the Big 10 basketball standings, 14th in a 14-team league? Sparty piled on by slapping around the Skunk Weasels' hockey team this weekend, and we know that the fake Michigan fan pretends to root for the school's hockey team, too. What a disastrous weekend for the fake Michigan fan.