Cals contract.

H00SIER-Cat

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LowCountryCat

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I've got some twenty trillion dollar Zimbabwe notes. Would that do it? Their book value on Amazon is worth about $100.
 

Fat-so

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Jesus, you would have to try really hard to trick that much money away. Hell of a lot cocaine, booze and prostitutes i reckon.
Yes you’d have to be burning some, while flushing more down the toilets at a rapid pace plus building schools, donating to charities and smoking alot of that ol crack ‘a rock to go broke on some numbers like that. When it’s earned, and not given though it just means more. Know wat I mean? Cal probably feels as he earned his. He could still enjoy a few prostitutes and be ok. Where ever Katina P and her daughters are would prob b cheaper than Ellen. And as long as he stays away from dem hoes like ol Sypher so she don’t try to extort him and Sypher it all away in hush money and abortions he should be alright. But you def right! It’d take a lot of something..
 
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DudahUK

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Yes you’d have to be burning some, while flushing more down the toilets at a rapid pace plus building schools, donating to charities and smoking alot of that ol crack ‘a rock to go broke on some numbers like that. When it’s earned, and not given though it just means more. Know wat I mean? Cal probably feels as he earned his. He could still enjoy a few prostitutes and be ok. Where ever Katina P and her daughters are would prob b cheaper than Ellen. And as long as he stays away from dem hoes like ol Sypher so she don’t try to extort him and Sypher it all away in hush money and abortions he should be alright. But you def right! It’d take a lot of something..
Something about squirting to the ceiling. Lol
 

Bluesbrother

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We pay Cal $9 mil/ year, but does it have to be American dollars? Can't we just pay hi in Venezuelan dollars? Or just give him 1 Zimbabwe bill.
Pay him in US fiat TP ... it's more symbolic of his true worth. The bolivar and Zim bond would be too much, especially after the RV.
 

Bluesbrother

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I've got some twenty trillion dollar Zimbabwe notes. Would that do it? Their book value on Amazon is worth about $100.
Each of those 20T Zim notes will be worth more than $100 very soon, but only if you're aware of what's about to take place. It sounds like you do but if you're not, we should probably talk. If you're interested let me know.
 
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LowCountryCat

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Each of those 20T Zim notes will be worth more than $100 very soon, but only if you're aware of what's about to take place. It sounds like you do but if you're not, we should probably talk. If you're interested let me know.
Yep I'm interested. Although I think I've got them in storage atm.
 

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bbnkat02

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Jesus, you would have to try really hard to trick that much money away. Hell of a lot cocaine, booze and prostitutes i reckon.

Bezos does it easily. Huge *** yachts ain’t cheap.

I could spend 1-3 million pretty quick, but after that? What else?
 
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Bezos does it easily. Huge *** yachts ain’t cheap.

I could spend 1-3 million pretty quick, but after that? What else?
How much does 5000 acres in wyoming with a house right in the middle cost? Probably get a truck, some fun toys to drive around, and more baseball cards. Stock the deep freeze with high quality ribeye

I’ll sit and play in silence. That’s not too much to ask, is it?
 

bbnkat02

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How much does 5000 acres in wyoming with a house right in the middle cost? Probably get a truck, some fun toys to drive around, and more baseball cards. Stock the deep freeze with high quality ribeye

I’ll sit and play in silence. That’s not too much to ask, is it?

See if do something like that.

Spend some to pay off all debt.
Buy a new house outright, maybe a vacation home.
Couple of vehicles (one pure fun, one utility (beat up truck), and one for everyday)
Update my tech stuff.

Nothing like insane insane. Just have some fun and then use the rest for investment and helping other people,

Like no kidding. I’ve always wanted to just walk into a Kroger or something disguised up and say “how many angels are left on that tree? I’ll buy them all. “. And just walk out. Or be like that person that drops the gold coins in the Salvation Army kettles every year. That’s what I’d really do with “kma” money.
 
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LowCountryCat

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See if do something like that.

Spend some to pay off all debt.
Buy a new house outright, maybe a vacation home.
Couple of vehicles (one pure fun, one utility (beat up truck), and one for everyday)
Update my tech stuff.

Nothing like insane insane. Just have some fun and then use the rest for investment and helping other people,

Like no kidding. I’ve always wanted to just walk into a Kroger or something disguised up and say “how many angels are left on that tree? I’ll buy them all. “. And just walk out. Or be like that person that drops the gold coins in the Salvation Army kettles every year. That’s what I’d really do with “kma” money.
I'd hire a badass stuntman martial arts expert to wear a Batman costume, and invest in some really cool personal combat equipment, and I'd start righting the world's wrongs.
 

bbnkat02

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I'd hire a badass stuntman martial arts expert to wear a Batman costume, and invest in some really cool personal combat equipment, and I'd start righting the world's wrongs.
That’s what kinda irks me about Bezos and Elon. Like seriously. You could be a freaking superhero at this point. But.no. Bezos keeps morphing into Lex Luthor.
 

Backer cutter

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How much does 5000 acres in wyoming with a house right in the middle cost? Probably get a truck, some fun toys to drive around, and more baseball cards. Stock the deep freeze with high quality ribeye

I’ll sit and play in silence. That’s not too much to ask, is it?
Do you realize how big a Chunk of 5000 acres of Wyoming real estate is? You’d be asking what month it was when you finally saw another human being. I could sell you a couple hundred acres in southern Kentucky that would take you 30 years to get aquatinted with.
 
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Do you realize how big a Chunk of 5000 acres of Wyoming real estate is? You’d be asking what month it was when you finally saw another human being. I could sell you a couple hundred acres in southern Kentucky that would take you 30 years to get aquatinted with.
That sounds wonderful. Society gets fatter and stupider, getting lost in wyoming sounds peaceful and fulfilling

southwest, central, or east KY?
 
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Lazlo7

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This should make EVERYONE feel much better.
$9 million yearly salary averages out to
$24,657.53 PER DAY.......

Let that sink in....
So if you break it down to a 40 hour work week that is $4,327 an hour $72 a minute $1.20 a second, you could pay 597 people minimum wage for a year or you could pay 150 people 60k a year.

He gets paid the same as 300 UK employees combined based upon average salary.
 
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