Cali Governor Primary

GayBoiButThatsOK

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May 6, 2026
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Who're you Caliboyz rootin' for? @BelemNole, you must've voted early and often!

You a stick-with-the-DNC-soldier BanditoBecerra?

Maybe you went with Ruffalo and backed the "awwshucks, I'm one of the good billionaires,"
the $200M underdog, Steyer?

Is there a chance you weighed in for The Fort Dodge Fatty,
The White Board White Broad,
Mashed Portaters,
The **** with the Gunt,
The Gringa with More-Chins-uh,

Kaaaaaaatieeeeeee "No Borders" Porter?

You can't lose with any of them, can ya, Bels?

They're all Abolish Ice and all Pro-Looney Troons.
 

GayBoiButThatsOK

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May 6, 2026
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Hey look, that douchebag with emotional problems and a thing for trans porn found us.

Ignored.
So, see ya in Clovis this weekend, Belz? No fewer than three troons will be showing those dumb bitches what's up!

"Congrats on a race well-run!"
-Fat @Torbee