Bye Week Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Look on the bright side
While the bowl hopes have been dashed
We won't lose this week.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Despite betting line
The Bye Week overrated
Rutgers a close win

 

[MrsScrew]

We need this time off
Heal our minds and their bodies
I want a bowl game

 

[iReC89]

Fall weekend are great
Oregon just beat Penn State
…checks schedule. Oh wait.

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Name, Image, Likeness
Oh, how you have wrought chaos
Four-Year Players Gone

 

[Knight Shift]

Name, Image, Likeness
Oh, how you have wrought chaos
Four-Year Players Gone

NIL Giveth
NIL taketh away
Loyalty is dead

 

[cioffineverrana43]

How many players
get injured on the bye week?
Season ending leg.

 

[RUforester72]

Coming back for Ducks.
They're my second favorite team!
May be a bloodbath.

 

[RU Jeep]

Scarlet Knights at rest
Pads silent beneath the leaves
bye week breathes a pause

 

[geothermal88]

Rutgers AD hired Schiano 2.0
at best 2.0 is MEDIOCRE
can we get our $$ back??(cut his pay)

 

[MrsScrew]

Rutgers AD hired Schiano 2.0
at best 2.0 is MEDIOCRE
can we get our $$ back??(cut his pay)

this is not haiku
you need 5, 7, then 5
you just typed a rant

 

[Knight Shift]

Coming back for Ducks.
They're my second favorite team!
May be a bloodbath.

Knights will clip their wings
Ducks will float down Raritan
Wounded and bloody

A water fowl feast
Roast duck flambe on menu
Tasty, like chicken

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[Knight Shift]

Rutgers AD hired Schiano 2.0
at best 2.0 is MEDIOCRE
can we get our $$ back??(cut his pay)

Haiku penalties!
You must abide like the Dude
Five, then seven five!!!

Eleven, ten, ten?
Not the stuff of a poet
Or a math major!

 

[Knight Shift]

this is not haiku
you need 5, 7, then 5
you just typed a rant

Obey Mrs Screw
Chief of the Haiku Police
She has badge and gun

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku penalties!
You must abide like the Dude
Five, seven five!!!

Penalty flag thrown
There's only four syllables
Used in the last line.

 

[Knight Shift]

Penalty flag thrown
There's only four syllables
Used in the last line.

Fixed it, smarty pants
If five pronounced like flambe,
It could have been five

 

[RuBird]

this is not haiku
you need 5, 7, then 5
you just typed a rant

Thank you Mrs Screw
geothermal88
please haiku not rant

 

[DJ Spanky]

Fixed it, smarty pants
If five pronounced like flambe,
It could have been five

Now your grammar sucks
Should say: "Five, seven, then five"
Correct you I must.

 

[Knight Shift]

Now your grammar sucks
Should say: "Five, seven, then five"
Correct you I must.

A Haiku smackdown?
Watcha gonna do, when Knight
Shift runs wild on you?

 

[DJ Spanky]

A Haiku smackdown?
Watcha gonna do, when Knight
Shift runs wild on you?

Bring it on old man
You haiku like a geezer
It's time for your nap!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Whoa, I know haiku.
I see you know haiku too.
Prepare for combat.

 

[Knight Shift]

Bring it on old man
You haiku like a geezer
It's time for your nap!

Spanky the monkey
Talks tough, but he is a chump
Haiku amateur

This is what happens
When teams lose; fans start fighting
Everyone loses

 

[Scarlet16e2]

It’s bye week again
By the by we bide our time
Until the next game

 

[MrsScrew]

Spanky the monkey
Talks tough, but he is a chump
Haiku amateur

This is what happens
When teams lose; fans start fighting
Everyone loses

Knight versus Spanky
Spanky versus Knight. Who wins
In the Haiku wars?

 

[Knight Shift]

Knight versus Spanky
Spanky versus Knight. Who wins
In the Haiku wars?

Spanky is all right
Not on Haiku police force
Chief Screw is in charge

 

[geothermal88]

Haiku penalties!
You must abide like the Dude
Five, then seven five!!!

Eleven, ten, ten?
Not the stuff of a poet
Or a math major!

Schiano hired
Mediocre at best
Refund required

 

[MrsScrew]

Schiano hired
Mediocre at best
Refund required

you were SO very close
you need 5, 7, then 5
Only 6 line 2


Maybe you wanted
"Mediocracy" at best
that would be seven

 

[littlenis5]

On week 6, Knights rest
God created all equal
NIL did not

 

[DJ Spanky]

Schiano hired
Mediocre at best
Refund required

you were SO very close
you need 5, 7, then 5
Only 6 line 2

Just four in line one
Hired is just one syllable
Failure in two lines.

 

[geothermal88]

Just four in line one
Hired is just one syllable
Failure in two lines.

Schiano is hired
Mediocre he at best
Refund required

 

[geothermal88]

Schiano is hired
Mediocre he at best
Refund required

Trochee or iambic pentameter next?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Schiano is hired
Mediocre he at best
Refund required

Your Schiano hate
Spewing from you like vomit
Is on full display.

 

[WillieTheSilent]

you were SO very close
you need 5, 7, then 5
Only 6 line 2


Maybe you wanted
"Mediocracy" at best
that would be seven

Why should anyone
accept his Schiano bash?
He fails at haiku

 

[RU#1fan]

We need this time off
Heal our minds and their bodies
I want a bowl game

We all want a Bowl game.
Unfortunately not happening this year.

 

[RU#1fan]

Rutgers AD hired Schiano 2.0
at best 2.0 is MEDIOCRE
can we get our $$ back??(cut his

Mediocre????? Not by a long shot.
Hobbs = The Gift that keeps giving.

 

[DJ Spanky]

The above poster
Is Haiku Incompetent
Fails miserably.

 

[Knight Shift]

The above poster
Is Haiku Incompetent
Fails miserably.

#1 off rails
Really angry last 2 weeks
Hobbs did not want Greg

Fans were pissed at Pat
Almost had Bielema, but
He broke balance beam

 

[DJ Spanky]

#1 off rails
Really angry last 2 weeks
Hobbs did not want Greg

Fans were pissed at Pat
Almost had Bielema, but
He broke balance beam

#1 doing
Pat Hobbs mental gymnastics
Better than #2.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

The above poster
Is Haiku Incompetent
Fails miserably.

Yes, diphthong abuse

Is rightly dealt with harshly

During the bye week

 

[Knight Shift]

#1 doing
Pat Hobbs mental gymnastics
Better than #2.

Better than #2?
Sounds like 1 gives a sheet?
A rusty trombone?