Bye Week Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

We're going bowling!
But our passing game still sucks!
Fiyah! everyone!!

 

[wicker]

Two more wins than L's.
To bowl at field of team with
Two more wins than L's

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

We're going bowling!
But our passing game still sucks!
Fire everyone!!

fire :: syllables
one or two? Fiir or Fii-urr?
haiku crime or not?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's argue about
ONLY 39 PASS YARDS!
Nevermind we won.

 

[Knight Shift]

fire :: syllables
one or two? Fiir or Fii-urr?
haiku crime or not?

Vacation brain lapse!
Fire is pronounced Fiy-ah!
At least in New York.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Break from 8 straight weeks
Get the voice box back in shape
And scream like all hell

 

[RUforester72]

Reconnect with wife
No football this weekend dear!
What a great husband!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Some fans would prefer
3 & 5, 200 yards
Plus passing per game.

 

[Knight Shift]

Would it be so bad
If we became Iowa
Better than Purdue!

 

[Antnee79]

A well deserved rest
No time to celebrate yet
Now beat OSU