Buy/sell: Total lockdown would begin tomorrow

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

If scientists discovered that COVID-19 shrank your pecker by two millimeters?

 

[missouridawg]

If you guaranteed a non-interrupted football season, this country would do 2 months total lockdown, no questions asked.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

I think you are correct. No football is gonna suck really bad.

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

If you guaranteed a full football season, I’ll take a two month lockdown. But that other thing. I just can’t afford that.****