Butt wiping

[WigPen]

You wipe in front of a mirror?

I don't wipe good sir, so the joke's on you.

 

[FanInBlack]

my BiL wipes standing up. haha.

The funniest response on old HROT was RDEITZ who said he pooped standing up and wiped sitting down.

 

[BroncHawk]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

Because it’s stand-up, open up one leg to the side like you’re getting railed from behind, and then wipe.

This is just me hazarding a guess……

Cause I wipe sitting down.

AFM has it all figured out, from experience? independent thought experiment?

 

[magaboy]

Sitting. Left to right.

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

Standup, clench my cheeks, and try to dig in there. Really fight it.

 

[AFM22]

Standup, clench my cheeks, and try to dig in there. Really fight it.

Peel those butt cheeks apart like a peanut butter sandwich

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

Peel those butt cheeks apart like a peanut butter sandwich

I usually just finish in the garage with a power sprayer because I aint parting those cheeks. Don't wanna get GAY

 

[BroncHawk]

Peel those butt cheeks apart like a peanut butter sandwich

Alright I’m done for the day

 

[AFM22]

Alright I’m done for the day

No, come back