Breaking from Johnston City...

[NNFAN]

Scouting report on Johnston City from a very reliable source...

* Not a cold weather team
* Performance declines due to shrinkage
* Prefers contact
* Will be up on Saturday

 

[NNFAN]

Also... they score a lot.

 

[crusader_of_90]

They are known for their stiff, hard-hitting D, but do not sleep on their mouth-watering O.

Team motto is "Come hard or don't come at all!"

 

[4Afan]

They have aspirations to go deep...in the playoffs.

 

[Anon1754760634]

Took you guys long enough.....but you made me lol

 

[4Afan]

Took you guys long enough.....but you made me lol

Hopefully they have the stamina to be around "long enough" for this to keep going.

 

[SiuCubFan8]

This reminds me of those “big Johnson” shirts from the 90s.

 

[PowerI66_]

Hopefully they have the stamina to be around "long enough" for this to keep going.

Not at the rate that they're pounding it

 

[greatgig13]

Masters of their domain.

 

[jwarigaku]

Hopefully they have the stamina to be around "long enough" for this to keep going.

I don’t think they will be able to “keep it up”!

 

[4Afan]

I don’t think they will be able to “keep it up”!

Be a shame if they fall short

 

[JackHaanLaw]

Maybe Johnston City can change their name to "Johnson City" for a couple days just so the jokes can flow

 

[kpjasion]

Whoever loses to Johnston City will claim they got the shaft.

 

[RoaminCatholic]

They have aspirations to go deep...in the playoffs.

There's a chewable tablet for this!

 

[NNFAN]

Big blow to Johnston City. Their center, Hugh Jass, is out with hemorrhoids. Will be replaced by Ben Dover.

 

[crusader_of_90]

Johnson City was a load! Pana took one on the chin!

 

[4Afan]

They may need to consult a physician, something tells me they've been "excited" for more than 4 hours.

 

[kpjasion]

Man, Johnston City is really taking it on the chin right now

 

[crusader_of_90]

Chocked on it.