Books you'll never see published - BYU Edition

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[OneParticularHarbor]

"The Joy Of Drinking Jack and Coke While Going Commando"

By Bronco Mendenhall and LaVell Edwards

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

"Recruiting SEC Quality Offensive Linemen" by John Hevesy

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

"Recruiting Power 5 Wide Receivers" by Billy Gonzales

 

[JungRebel]

"Where We Buried the Plates"

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[willi13]

“Bikes? For Children Only”
“Door To Door Soliciting Should Be Illegal”
“Monogamy. The Way God Intended”

 

[Wizard of bulldogery]

Bearded Men, Bourbon, and Banana Hammocks: The college joys of being a BYU debutante

 

[Thirty-Two Dive]

"Jesus : The Western"

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

"When all 7 wives are on the same cycle"

 

[Shamoan]

this is too easy.

 

[UnmutemeHadad]

"What's up with those white guys"

 

[EngDawg]

"Impartial Officiating"
-Mountain West Conference Office of Officials

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"The Definitive Guide to Utah Breweries and Distilleries: vol. 1 of 10"

 

[Shmuley]

"Joe Smith? Really? You expect us to believe that's your real name?"

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"101 Cocktails with Dale's"

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Dammit - We Thought That Lake Was the Pacific Ocean

 

[dawgman42]

"Dan Mullen - Faithful Follower of Joseph Smith" by Xenu

 

[blacklistedbully]

"Mountain Meadows Magazine - Events, Style, Fine Dining & Culture"

 

[GloryDawg]

"The Definitive Guide to Utah Breweries and Distilleries: vol. 1 of 10"

You might be surprise.


http://www.brewtrail.com/utah-breweries/

The state is about 67% Mormon.

 

[conceptDawg]

Yeah. I think there are almost as many (27) breweries, (4) distilleries, and (8) wineries in the state than there are liquor stores (44).

It's odd here. And expensive.

 

[Dawgsnsaints]

"Samoans: How to Stop Them From Entering Utah"

 

[MaroonNation]

“American Samoa- A Recruiting Wasteland”.

 

[Dawg1979]

A Morman Gypsies guide to Fornicating, Drinking, and Whoring

 

[missouridawg]

I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew! - by a Mormon

 

[MaroonCrusader]

I’m so angry I could drink a Coke - Joseph Smith

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

"How to look sexy in plain white undergarments"

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

One is Enough

 

[Indndawg]

Monogamy is Underated

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[Jgbishop]

The regulated ounce pours (electronic sensors and all) seem excessive

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Not surprised. I've actually been to a few brew pubs in Utah. Just playing on stereotypes.

And there aren't ten volumes worth of them.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Why women are not property
-all Mormon males

 

[Big Sheep81]

"Birth Control Made Easy" with forward by Evander Holifield

 

[sandwolf.sixpack]

[h=2]"The Joy Of Drinking Jack and Coke While Going Commando"[/h]By Bronco Mendenhall and LaVell Edwards

Bearded Men, Bourbon, and Banana Hammocks: The college joys of being a BYU debutante

Do mormons have some kind of underwear rule that I am unaware of?

 

[hdogg]

By Bronco Mendenhall and LaVell Edwards

I am not making this up : I was in Utah about 10 years ago and went to some chain-restaurant (I think Chilis) in Logan, Utah.
I ordered a "Makers with a splash of coke" and the waiter said "OK, I've never heard of that but I can ask our bartender if he knows about that drink. If he doesn't, would you like something else?"
So I say "Sure, Knob Creek with a splash of coke"
And he just looks confused and shockingly tells me he hasn't heard of that drink either.
Luckily the bartender had....

One other strange thing, the waiter had an eastern-european accent. Sort of german-sounding. I asked where he was from and he said "Here, born in Utah".

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

I always forget about that crap when ordering a drink in a bar @ Salt Lake airport connecting on a trip to the West Coast & think that I have gone back in time 40-50 years.

Just for amusement I want to ask the bartender if they sell cold beer or if it is only hot like it was in Starkville back in the day.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Yes, I don't know all the details but they make certain no one sees them.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

"Lucy Harris, Smart, Smart, Smart...Martin Harris, Dumb, Da, Dumb"

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[dawgoneyall]

"Cheating Without Anyone Knowing"

 

[conceptDawg]

It's the Zion Wall at restaurant bars that gets me. They have to mix the drinks behind the wall. I guess so that a child doesn't see them making a drink and become Satan right there in the restaurant. I guess it works because I've never seen it happen.

Then again, maybe it has. Little Billy at the next table was a complete ******* the other night. Now I'm thinking it wasn't his fault, he must have just happened to glance over the Wall and see that which should not be seen.

But other than the quirkiness of the liquor laws it's actually a pretty amazing place to live.

 

[Hail State]

The Christians vs. The Condemned

Forward by John D. Lee - the original mass shooter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Lee