BOB will be our next coach

[Antwill]

And not the BOB you're thinking of!
Scientists have developed a way to resurrect Bob Devaney (it helped that he had self-embalmed himself while living). Who better to resurrect our program than a recurrected man who resurrected our program the first time!

If that doesn't work out, an even more implausible scenario will play out and Urban Meyer will be our coach with Mickey a head coach in waiting.

 

[RedCap_rivals330392]

These days with technology they could probably clone a baby Bob Devaney but unfortunately it would take years for him to grow into the job! RollingLaugh

 

[Redmich]

What has the guy won recently?
No wins against a ranked team in 50 years.

Would be a disaster

 

[dinglefritz]

And not the BOB you're thinking of!
Scientists have developed a way to resurrect Bob Devaney (it helped that he had self-embalmed himself while living). Who better to resurrect our program than a recurrected man who resurrected our program the first time!

If that doesn't work out, an even more implausible scenario will play out and Urban Meyer will be our coach with Mickey a head coach in waiting.

Cloning. Of course the problem with that is that we’ll have to wait a couple of decades for him to grow up.

 

[dinglefritz]

These days with technology they could probably clone a baby Bob Devaney but unfortunately it would take years for him to grow into the job! RollingLaugh

Beat me.

 

[Harry Caray]

Did somebody say Bob?

 

[Antwill]

Cloning. Of course the problem with that is that we’ll have to wait a couple of decades for him to grow up.

Oh, no. I'm talking real Jesus Christ Superstar resurrection type stuff.

Okay, might be more like Frankenstein, but we're in no position to be picky!

 

[Mack In Motion]

Lol. It's awesome that Frost got fired mid season so this can go on for 3 months instead of the end of last season. But at least the University saved a ton on the buyout... Oh never mind.

 

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

 

[HuskerHusaria]

I ******* hope not

 

[gw2kpro]

I ****ing hope not

Me too.

While having a dead guy coaching the program might be a step up from our recently fired coach, it's probably not the best solution long term.

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Me too.

While having a dead guy coaching the program might be a step up from our recently fired coach, it's probably not the best solution long term.

Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Me too.

While having a dead guy coaching the program might be a step up from our recently fired coach, it's probably not the best solution long term.

Coincidence, our President is also a stiff.

 

[gw2kpro]

The original Bob Delaney wouldn’t last 45 days before some woke *** simpleton gets their feelings hurt and gets him fired.

Agreed. But you misspelled "minutes".

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Weekend at Bernie's.

He was already corching Qbs, so this may not be such a good idea.