Best Stolen Valor stories

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Here's the resident crazy guy.

 

[WoodRiverJennings]

Here's the resident crazy guy.

Bet that dude went to sniper school too lololol

 

[Husker223]

Man. This thread needs to get going because I’m waiting for a certain someone on this board to freak out

 

[EATAFAT1]

Something tells me that certain somebody got a lil vacay. Call it a hunch...

 

[Tarheelhusker]

You mean a certain Ranger officer has been sent to re-education camp?
The man should have known Sgt Randy was in the field.

 

[phoenix4nu]

You mean a certain Ranger officer has been sent to re-education camp?
The man should have known Sgt Randy was in the field.

Oh, but he talks to Sparky on the phone.

 

[Husker223]

 

[jeans15]

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[RedSea_rivals91325]

Here's the resident crazy guy.

Not sure it's stolen valor if the guy is a certifiable loon! Standard issue dog, LOL!

 

[Champs 70-71-94-95-97]

Can we get Riley for impersonating a coach...albeit poorly?

 

[resdog851_rivals159165]

I think SSgt Dipshit here has since been promoted to Space Shuttle Door Gunner. He would prove it, but his records are classified. He is not allowed to even mention the places he has been...unless it will get him free drinks.

 

[Larry Hagman's Liver]

Not sure it's stolen valor if the guy is a certifiable loon! Standard issue dog, LOL!

Ha! Agreed. That would be like accusing this guy of stolen valor.

 

[Huskerlife39]

I think SSgt Dipshit here has since been promoted to Space Shuttle Door Gunner. He would prove it, but his records are classified. He is not allowed to even mention the places he has been...unless it will get him free drinks.

Gotta like the fact that his hash marks denote at least 16 years in the service but he's only a SSgt. You would think with all those awards worn on the wrong side of his blues that he would have been promoted faster.

 

[resdog851_rivals159165]

Gotta like the fact that his hash marks denote at least 16 years in the service but he's only a SSgt. You would think with all those awards worn on the wrong side of his blues that he would have been promoted faster.

Well technically, the hash marks isn't necessarily a good tip off. Many a good Marines has been promoted multiple times to the same rank. I once had a Sgt that had been in twelve years who loved to tell us the first time he was promoted to it, he got called into the 1st Sgt's office who had his promotion in hand. He also had an NJP in hand. He said the 1st Sgt. told him the good news he had his Sgt promotion and the bad news was he ripped it up in front of him. That story killed with all us dumb LCpls.