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DudznSudz

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You can order an attachment to your throne from TUSHY for $70 that will forever change the way you take a dump.

Apparently we Americans walk around with dirty buttholes all the time because we haven't kept up with the times in terms of sanitary practices.
 
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DerHusker_rivals270018

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GOOD BOOT CLEANERS
 
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EATAFAT1

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I think of butt water plashed everywhere. All over my butt and running down my legs. mmmmmm. Do I need to towel off after use?
 
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DudznSudz said:
You can order an attachment to your throne from TUSHY for $70 that will forever change the way you take a dump.

Apparently we Americans walk around with dirty buttholes all the time because we haven't kept up with the times in terms of sanitary practices.
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I was hoping you had misspelled Beignet and this would be about pastries. Oh well.
 
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DudznSudz said:
You can order an attachment to your throne from TUSHY for $70 that will forever change the way you take a dump.

Apparently we Americans walk around with dirty buttholes all the time because we haven't kept up with the times in terms of sanitary practices.
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Wife decided that we needed one so Me being “Me”...I told her it would be a cold day in hell before I would I would even think about using something that shoots water in your butt....a few weeks later I tried it...tucked my tail between my legs and had to admit that I’ve now embraced the Experience.
 
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RedMyMind

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redinten said:
Wife decided that we needed one so Me being “Me”...I told her it would be a cold day in hell before I would I would even think about using something that shoots water in your butt....a few weeks later I tried it...tucked my tail between my legs and had to admit that I’ve now embraced the Experience.
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Going from toilet paper to bidet is like going from dial-up internet to broadband.
 
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tdierberger

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What kind of water pressure do these things work with? Firehose? Sprinkler? Adjustable? It could make a difference.
 
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Baxter48_rivals204143

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What about saving water? The toilets are 1.6 gallons, isn’t that just waisting water? Actually it would be way better for sewers and septic tanks not to break down
 
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