Because everyone here is a ballet fan

[megadawgmaniac]

Surely you've seen the names of the dancers competing in Jackson at the IBC, right? If not, click here and mouse over the USA.

AA - when you see it ...

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[Sutterkane]

tooku

 

[Johnson85]

everybody on here makes fun of him. They're jealous of his mad ballet skillz. </p>

 

[Dawgpile]

I'm IN!!!

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Ballet is a tougher sport than most. However,guys get to spendtheir time doing this:

 

[dawgman42]

Ballet is a tougher sport than most. However,guys get to spendtheir time doing this:

And thinking of holding their hope-to-be life partner in that loving embrace. Therein lies part of the problem.

 

[Todd4State]

you have to wear tights.

And I am a fan of the ballet chicks. They're hot and flexible, and used to being thrown around.

 

[Rebels7]

Surely, you meant to say that at least twice.

 

[gdogg]

in Starkville. </p>

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

Derek continuing his claim on the biggest douche in the world title.

 

[patdog]

One time I was kidding him about that. He shut me up pretty quick by saying, "Hey, I got tofeel hot girls asses and stare up their skirts all the time." I couldn't think of a good comeback to that. I still can't.</p>

 

[Maroon Eagle]

I saw 'Swan Lake' at the Latvian National Ballet in Riga back in 2002. Inexpensive ticket. $3.00. Fantastic show.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Pas de Deuxchebag.

 

[JimHalpert.nafoom]

It's not like those girls want him or anything. You still look like a d-bag with the all-white kicks and cheerleading uniforms.

 

[SwampDawg]

but the news says one dancer was walking by herself in New York City at midnight and got punched in the face by two men. They stole the box she was carrying her ballet shoes in.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Link.

 

[patdog]

<span class="post-title">And his signature move has to be the...</span>Pas de Deuxchebag.