BCS. Chicago Sunroof!

NeekReevers

All-Conference
Dec 17, 2002
6,790
4,730
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Originally posted by shortbus:
LMAO!
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That was classic! I guess I was expecting something more dramatic to turn him to the dark side. Was it just the fact that he realized what his true nature was and decided to go with it? Was it because he had spent the last few years trying to impress Chuck and realized it was never going to happen so he just figured what the hell? Right before he turned he was feeling his buddy's ring.
 

Been Jammin

Heisman
Jun 26, 2003
66,590
49,992
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Originally posted by NeekReevers:


Originally posted by shortbus:
LMAO!

Posted from Rivals Mobile
That was classic! I guess I was expecting something more dramatic to turn him to the dark side. Was it just the fact that he realized what his true nature was and decided to go with it? Was it because he had spent the last few years trying to impress Chuck and realized it was never going to happen so he just figured what the hell? Right before he turned he was feeling his buddy's ring.
I think your point about Chuck is right on. He was trying to be something he is not and is now going to go back to being "Slippin' Jimmy". But, with a law degree.
 

Alpha Poke

Heisman
Sep 7, 2001
162,863
36,132
78
I had a rep in Atlanta that found out his wife was getting wrecked by one of his Docs.

He told her he was going to be out of town on business, but stayed in town.

Sure enough the Doc came sniffing around.

My guy goes around to his garden shed and gets two bags of manure and goes back to the guys car.

He proceeds to empty the poo into the sunroof. Unfortunately, it had lost its moisture.

Undeterred, he finds the garden hose, pops it in the sunroof and turns it on.

Luckily he'd brought a sixer, because it took 45 minutes to fill the Lexus up.

He ends up in the pokie.

In the pokie he becomes a jailhouse legend. He bailed everyone in the drunk tank out, took'em all to breakfast and had tee shirts made all on her dime.

I needed to fire this guy for a long time, but couldn't because he was worth the hassle for the stories.
 

Cowpoke

Heisman
May 29, 2001
89,142
10,516
113
Originally posted by NeekReevers:

Originally posted by shortbus:
LMAO!
Posted from Rivals Mobile
That was classic! I guess I was expecting something more dramatic to turn him to the dark side. Was it just the fact that he realized what his true nature was and decided to go with it? Was it because he had spent the last few years trying to impress Chuck and realized it was never going to happen so he just figured what the hell? Right before he turned he was feeling his buddy's ring.

I think all that but also he chickened out of joining the other firm. I thought he was going to have a panic attack rehearsing how to greet them. He's just a lone wolf kinda guy, not someone that would be on a team or want the pressure of them relying on him, or the inability to do as he wished.
 
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