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CochiseCowbell

Heisman
Oct 29, 2012
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I must share this.

A female coworker stopped by my desk today mid-afternoon. I was, of course, scrolling down a SPS thread & only half-paying attention to her inane question. I interrupted her with, "Okay, I have no idea why that ad is there." She replies, "Well I've used it but only when..." She trailed off & muttered something.

The ad in question down the right?

Astroglide!

Let me reiterate that this is my work desktop. If I were to need this product, I certainly wouldn't research lube properties there.

She's relatively new (a few months) & has a thing for me. I try to stay aloof & ignore the unsubtle signals she sends.

Before, y'all get ahead of yourselves: she wouldn't make Platinum's Tater Tot Porn thread in a million years.

I figured the Pack would have a ball with this. Roast away, gentlemen. You're welcome.
 
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57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,782
24,668
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I think you owe it to us all to find out exactly what she trailed off and muttered.
 

Digging dog

Sophomore
Aug 22, 2012
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134
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Jeff Foxworthy claims it will keep squirrels from climbing the bird feeder pole.
 
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