Bammer tears are the best

[civildawg88]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/12/3/5165014/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-bama-saban-auburn-iron-bowl

 

[randystewart]

My favorite because of the one telling line......

No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.

I "became an Alabama fan in 2004" not "I graduated, enrolled, started work at, etc...." Their adoptateam fan base deserves every bit of pain that is coming their way when Saban leaves.

 

[HD6]

A guy threw his Christmas tree in the swimming pool. Wow.

I am sad they only did their quotes, I was wanting to see Ole Miss.

 

[Philly Dawg]

Auburn did get a couple of good bounces in our game against them, but that was nothing compared with the Georgia and Alabama games.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

I am sad they only did their quotes, I was wanting to see Ole Miss.

UM even sucks at making Meltdown. Too bad. They really dropped the ball on that opportunity.

 

[jakldawg]

I have seen it all now. A Bama fan complaining about officiating!!! Stunning.

 

[Xenomorph]

Annnnnnd on the OTHER end of the spectrum from a meltdown:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/12/cremated_remains_found_at_jord.html

 

[Incognegro]

Wanting Jordan Hare to be your final resting place is one of the saddest things I've heard in a while.

 

[DerHntr]

The Paul Walker reference made me laugh. I know. Turrible.

 

[gptdawg]

Also littering the field were thousands of discarded pom pom shakers. I've said it before, those people are a cult of pom pom shakers. Real men don't wave pom poms.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

My Favorites:

- The Clark W. Griswold adulterated Christmas Rant

- In Ttown with my folks, so staying sober. But I’ll damned if I’m not gonna go to Dollar General and pick up some ice cream. If I’m gonna watch an unsinkable ship hit a chunk of rock and kill the hopes and dreams of thousands, I’m gonna see Kate Winslet’s tits while it happens.

AND THIS GEM:

I went from full bore hard on to feeling like I’ve been tricked by a tranny

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Also littering the field were thousands of discarded pom pom shakers. I've said it before, those people are a cult of pom pom shakers. Real men don't wave pom poms.

I couldn't have said it better myself. I've said this for years. Here in Georgia all the UGA crazies get ******** over it. They're very proud of their red poms poms and Gymnastics team. Baseball and Basketball take a backseat to these two.

ETA: Seriously butt-hurt got edited into asterisks? I guess I missed a rule addition.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Was it an Indian?**

 

[GratefulDawg.sixpack]

Wanting Jordan Hare to be your final resting place is one of the saddest things I've heard in a while.

I've thought about having my cremated remains dumped on Scott Field, just so that Pale Face can kick some Dead Indians' butt.