Bama Jokes

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just
broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"

The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

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Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?

A: A huddle

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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police

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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

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The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System.

"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".

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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.

7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

 

[hotdigitydog]

What do Bama fans and maggots have in common?

ANSWER: They can both live off of a dead bear for years...........

 

[Dawg725]

Why do Bama graduates keep their diplomas in the windshield of their pickups?

Answer: So they can park in handicapped spaces

Bama fans are still pissed because Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman....

 

[vhdawg]

....you'll find links to several Auburn and Tennessee boards that would probably welcome crap like this. Take it elsewhere.

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