Ask me anything

[Ugoff]

Yep, pee on a gunshot wound if you don't have rubbing alcohol

Would you try and do this yourself or let someone else do it?

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Would you try and do this yourself or let someone else do it?

Girls with jellyfish stings at the beach usually get upset when I try to pee on them......

 

[Ugoff]

Girls with jellyfish stings at the beach usually get upset when I try to pee on them......

You just can't help some people.

 

[pikespeak1]

If it would keep you away I will fulfill the request for the good of the board.

Truely a win-win.

 

[screwduke]

Is hillary really a lesbo, or is she just pretending?

Lesbo in a pantsuit.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Would you try and do this yourself or let someone else do it?

Depends on the location. Great thing about pee is its viscosity. Pee any where near the wound, and the liquid will eventually trickle to the wound.

 

[Ukatz1_rivals211116]

If Rick Pitino speaks and nobody is there to hear it, is it still a lie?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Depends on how long your tongue is.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Girls with jellyfish stings at the beach usually get upset when I try to pee on them......

Tell them you are really a chick and only use the penis to piss on damsels in distress.

 

[lawrencekash]

I am going to put myself on ignore for being dumb enough to open this thread!

 

[hotelblue]

what is black and white and red all over? and no i didn't mean "read".

 

[mhroe1984]

What will happen first...the USA wins a World Cup or UK Football wins the SEC Championship?

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Take your political garbage to the political thread

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Take your political garbage to the political thread

Yeah!! we don't want to ruin this very serious thread!

 

[Ugoff]

what is black and white and red all over? and no i didn't mean "read".

Rick's junk after a Porcini lockup?

 

[KWilt43atbuzz]

How many licks does it take to get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?opcorn:

 

[.S&C.]

How many licks does it take to get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?opcorn:

Easy.

Depends on the size.

 

[Random UK Fan]

Girls with jellyfish stings at the beach usually get upset when I try to pee on them......

Yeah, but what you were doing wasn't "peeing". Since when is pee white? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[JeffGoodmansVestigialTwin]

Does jet fuel really melt steel beams?

 

[CatFromDaHood]

If God is all-powerful, can He make a rock so big that He, Himself, can't lift it?

 

[thebluestripes]

Take your political garbage to the political thread

The op never mentioned that the sexual orientation of certain people is off limits. His only request was to ask anything. With that said my question didn't pertain to polics, you just thought it did

 

[thebluestripes]

Lesbo in a pantsuit.

Thank you, I've been wondering about this for quite sometime

 

[MrLair]

Why are you a POS?

 

[johnsonfr]

Per my source, about 700 lbs

I can't tell you my source or I might lose it.

He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would, if a wood chuck, wood chuck could.

 

[BBUK_anon]

Who's your Daddy?

 

[treyforuk_anon]

Girls with jellyfish stings at the beach usually get upset when I try to pee on them......

Ahhh. 1984. Brought back good memories. ...Jacksonville, fla., Tammy, a jellyfish, and my trunks floating on the waves..

 

[SilentsAreGolden]

Who's your Daddy?

And what does he do?

 

[BBUK_anon]

And what does he do?

I know one thing he did.... just saying.....

 

[ubtrapper_rivals103836]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lol. A skunk sit on a stump, the skunk thought the stump stunk, the stump thought the skunk stunk. So which one stunk? The stump or the Skunk? Lol

 

[HICATFAN]

Lol. A skunk sit on a stump, the skunk thought the stump stunk, the stump thought the skunk stunk. So which one stunk? The stump or the Skunk? Lol

Love it!!!

AlohaCat

 

[On-On-UK_rivals45415]

Is this the worst 0-0 team ever?

 

[KWilt43atbuzz]

Who are you? Who who? Who who?

 

[_Johnny26_]

OK hang on a minute. I got a good on. LMAO. Yeah check this out. Ok so...Had you rather have major surgery preformed by a Mexican woman...Or get it on with a man?????

You're on the clock.....

 

[Primedfor9]

Where's Jimmy Hoffa's body?

 

[UK’98UK’00]

Would you try and do this yourself or let someone else do it?

Urine is not always sterile. If someone is ill, bacteria can, along with fungi, be in urine. That said, it often is initially, but not if stored/kept. It quickly becomes contaminated. Sorry, gross but true.

 

[.S&C.]

What bathroom can I piss in?

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

What bathroom can I piss in?

Do you live in North Carolina?