Sounds like a real rookie. When I was in junior high I would get a raging boner for no reason at all. The worst part was that my English teacher would randomly call on students and then require us to stand and give our answer. And if there was a girl in a low-cut top or tight jeans? Forget about it, my pecker was on fire. So I learned that the trick is to tuck your boner into the waist band of your jeans. If this guy is a grown man and doesn’t know the waist band trick, I hope his entire family was watching.