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R - my household is likely on the backend of clearing it out with little to no symptoms.
I got tested this morning - results back tonight or tomorrow. Wife is in healthcare and took two tests as part of a validation. She's asymptomatic and came back inconclusive twice. The state views that as a positive so she's on the bench now and can't go to work until she tests negative.
I've had a dry cough for 2 weeks (I've chalked that up to allergies) and some days feel lethargic (chalked that up to cabin fever and not moving around as much), but I feel pretty confident I'll be positive unless I have completely cleared it by now. The dry cough isn't really explained away now after sharing a bed with a positive result.
Glad we've done a good job at isolating well. Our street has looked like a block party the last 3 weeks. , but we have abstained. We just do yard work instead. The neighbors think we are dumb, but YOU'RE 17'ING WELCOME. We have also worn masks when venturing out for essentials since the first inconclusive test as well so hopefully have not spread it to others. As of the 2nd inconclusive we are officially quarantined and can't leave our property.
If you want an example of how easy it is to pick it up, just look at our household. If you get it, the odds are definitely on your side of not getting very Ill, but it's also likely you are going to be walking around for 2-3 weeks carrying a virus you have no idea you are carrying. Our testing only happened by chance - we certainly had no reason to seek it out.
Do what you have to do for your family. Lobby for "opening it back up". Get your essentials and work away from the house if you have to. All that's fine. Just please wear a mask and keep some distance when doing it. Assume you have it. Your sweet grandmother gets it instead and you're going to wish you'd been a little more cautious.