Any good stock tips?

[SirBarksalot]

KY Derby. Put all your money on the longest shot you can find.

 

[FrontRangeDawg]

This would have turned out pretty damn well in retrospect!

 

[60sdog]

I once invested in two companies: one that manufactured revolving doors, and one that made toilet paper.

Got wiped out before I could turn around.

 

[Quincy A. Wagstaff]

It's best to talk to the professionals.

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