Another Yancy gem
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I want a baseball team that puts its nose to the grindstone and grinds out baseball games in a blue collar fashion and gives you its best effort night in and night out, not one that is more obsessed with how their uniform looks or who likes what on social media. Yancy is insane
And by the way, the "hotel 6" in the outfield? You guys all know that if Ole Miss had something like that you would see cheap chandeliers dangling from the porch of each one of their lofts
You mean Motel 6? You ******* toolshed Yancy. He can’t stand us having facilities that top theirs. I’ve known him for years.
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Ahh, an OM tradition as old as time. Where form, fit, and function don’t matter. “Looks” is the only measuring stick for any and all matters
Sorry that our architecture doesn’t represent the old south to the extent that Yancy and his flock would prefer
Sorry that our architecture doesn’t represent the old south to the extent that Yancy and his flock would prefer
I’ll take Hotel 6 Lofts over the Waste Management box seats they have in their outfield. It probably covers up the smell of Axe body spray, Old Spice, and panty-less sorostitutes with raging cases of gonorrhea, chlamydia, and puss filled warts.
Which players of theirs would we want? The jackass that thinks he’s at an archery meet every at bat? No. The fatass at first base that looks like Haywood from Major League? Maybe his batting average is better than Hatcher, but he looked like he was trying to hit every pitch to the moon. His misses were ugly. Pass. Plumlee? Nah. Don’t need a prima donna. Their center fielder? Maybe. He looks like a good kid and not cocky. Their booger eating pitcher? He pitched a hell of a game yesterday, but we good on pitchers. The kid that pitched today that did a “sha-wing” pelvis thrust before every pitch? Hell no. I couldn’t stand to watch that EVERY week.
Which players of theirs would we want? The jackass that thinks he’s at an archery meet every at bat? No. The fatass at first base that looks like Haywood from Major League? Maybe his batting average is better than Hatcher, but he looked like he was trying to hit every pitch to the moon. His misses were ugly. Pass. Plumlee? Nah. Don’t need a prima donna. Their center fielder? Maybe. He looks like a good kid and not cocky. Their booger eating pitcher? He pitched a hell of a game yesterday, but we good on pitchers. The kid that pitched today that did a “sha-wing” pelvis thrust before every pitch? Hell no. I couldn’t stand to watch that EVERY week.
OM marketing has tried to tie into their current players and created the booger eater camera. It has great participation. ***
An old proverb applies perfectly here...."haters gonna hate"
They are just pissed they didn't think of something similar first.
They are just pissed they didn't think of something similar first.
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I love it. I hope their distaste for us and their silly namecalling continues until the end of time.
If Ole Miss fans hate us and call us names, then that means we're doing something right.
OM had one dude that looked like he was straight out of a Dukes of Hazzard episode. I think the guys name was Cael something.
If he was in a State uniform the OM fans would make fun of him mercilessly.
If he was in a State uniform the OM fans would make fun of him mercilessly.
That is some weak smack talk there. The New Dude makes their little ballpark look like a dump, and they know it. Just can't bring themselves to admit it. They wreak of jealousy. Makes it really tough on them that we have whipped their asses SIXTEEN OF THE LAST NINETEEN.
What would happen if we gave Freeze a truth serum and asked him a few questions about burner phones and hookers?
None of that actually made sense.
Their stadium is nicer than ours but ours is better. They beat us but our team is better. Their dicks are bigger but ours are too.
Their stadium is nicer than ours but ours is better. They beat us but our team is better. Their dicks are bigger but ours are too.
I'm friends with an MLB cross checker over the southeast that bleeds red and blue and he told Laff(OM pitching coach) in the fall that it's close but State was more talented. Has been saying it in a group message all year. He's consistently right about matters in the SEC a good bit before it bears itself out on the field for many years now.
Their entire university, is based on the premise of a random Dukes of Hazard episode.
The skillful, yet crude, eluding of the law in a Confederate draped Dodge, is only one of the many metaphors...
While I appreciate the humor in your post and can find the comparison compelling, I'm having a hard time coming to grips with us besmirching the Dukes of Hazzard like this.
Yep, you will never hear any Dukes of Hazzard slander from me. Although I see where he is coming from. I could watch the entire series over and over again and never get tired of it
Bold prediction: Yancy will claim the rebs lost this past weekend due to thinking ahead to this upcoming weekend when they host their real rival. No sarcasteriks.
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