You know what's stupid? Thinking Duke gives free rides to people who don't also have free rides from other comparatively esteemed institutions that don't cost them their souls.
There's a word for people who sell their souls to get what they could also get without selling their souls. Can't remember what it is. Adjective or something. Got a feeling it rhymes with Cupid....
Anyone?
Ignorance = the inability to separate LIFE from sports