Absolute Hate

Jeffreauxdawg

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.
 

M R DAWGS

All-Conference
Apr 13, 2018
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.

i have no clue what you are talking about, but now I want to hate it too. Nice rant
 

SirBarksalot

Junior
May 28, 2007
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.

Applebees has been awful….forever. I have no idea of the commercial. I watch very few. I’m either watching delayed or I change the channel. They are awful though, can confirm.
 

11thEagleFan

All-Conference
Sep 6, 2015
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Of the ****** chain restaurants, Applebee’s is the shittiest. I would rank them as such:

1) Chilis
2) Ruby Tuesday
3) TGI Friday’s
4) eating out of the dumpster at Chilis
5) Applebee’s
 
Jan 9, 2016
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No idea what you're talking bout but like the passion and Hate in you're rant....If I saw said commercial I'm sure I'd feel the same. Have another upvote #7
 

Dawgg

Heisman
Sep 9, 2012
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There are few things on this planet I hate worse than “Bro Country”.
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.
It’s so fahcking terrible. It’s typical of this ******** “country” music these days.
 

Herbert Nenninger

All-Conference
Feb 9, 2019
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I can be driving around town and I don’t even notice certain businesses, as if my brain blocks them out because I’m so indifferent toward their existence. A good example, I had lived in Tupelo for a good 5 or 6 years until my wife happened to mention Applebee’s for some reason, and I was like “wait, we have an Applebee’s?”
 

ZombieKissinger

All-American
May 29, 2013
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I have been hyping up Chili’s to my wife recently though. I’m looking to birth a few, and I’m not exposing them to Michelin stars until they’re at least 25

Edit: my wife will be doing the actual birthing
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
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I have been hyping up Chili’s to my wife recently though. I’m looking to birth a few, and I’m not exposing them to Michelin stars until they’re at least 25

Edit: my wife will be doing the actual birthing
That’s wise. I have a 10 YO that loves medium rare ribeyes. Especially from Jesse’s, Flemings, or me. We always thought it was cool. She was staying with the grandparents in Destin this year and raised hell when her grandmother wanted her to get something off the kids menu and she wanted the $30 steak.
 

grinningmule

Heisman
Jul 15, 2021
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.
If it is any worse than the Peterson Auto Group commercials out of Boise than I definitely don't want to see it.
 

Crazy Cotton

All-Conference
Aug 26, 2012
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Sometimes wish Sturgill and Stapleton would take an axe handle to the whole lot of em.
 

Dawg1976

All-Conference
Aug 22, 2012
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Never seen it. I mostly watch on demand stuff with no commercials. Or record stuff on cable and FF through them. And I don't do social media crap other than Facebook which mostly sucks too.
 

PineGroveBully

Redshirt
Nov 13, 2007
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My baby sister loves that commercial. That fact alone alone almost led to me shooting her. It’s a good thing she’s my only sister and my parents tried for a decade to have a girl.
 

Willowdawg

Redshirt
Dec 25, 2020
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.


You hit the nail on the coffin, and I gotta listen to a girl at work sing it all damn day. Supposedly it's a song with nothing but references to other old country songs.
 

Southern Law Dawg

Sophomore
Aug 22, 2012
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I have never hated anything as much as I hate this "Fancy Like" ********. Applebee's already sucked, now they are torturing us with these stupid commercials. I had to look up who the singer was, Walker Hayes, you suck. 17 you. That's the worst trash I have ever heard. And if you get on Tik Tok and dance to that garbage, you suck too. I understand your kids may ask you to do it, don't. They need to learn about disappointment.

It makes me miss the Macarena.

17 Applebee's
17 Waker Hayes
17 Tik Tok


Now carry on.

Don't worry. We millennials are apparently in the process of killing Applebee's from all of the articles I've seen talking about it. I'm sure we've almost finished the job.
 
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Mobile Bay

All-Conference
Jul 26, 2020
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Yeah, but y'all are also killing Hooters. For that you will not be forgiven.
 

Emma’s Dad

Freshman
May 5, 2021
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Just put in some Fred Eaglesmith or Ray Wylie Hubbard and things will come into focus and get better. I promise.
 

Jeffreauxdawg

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
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The thing that pisses me off the most is playing "You're the best" by Joe Esposito at the end. That's sacrilege.
 

tired

All-Conference
Sep 16, 2013
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That bourbon street steak was good **** back about 1990.

I totally agree. It was great. I didn't even know what else they had on the menu. That's all I hate from there, but nowadays, they are baaaaaad. And JoeLee, you're right, that commercial sucks.
 

hdogg

Senior
Nov 21, 2014
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Of the ****** chain restaurants, Applebee’s is the shittiest. I would rank them as such:

1) Chilis
2) Ruby Tuesday
3) TGI Friday’s
4) eating out of the dumpster at Chilis
5) Applebee’s

Good list. For me, ruby tuesday is worse than the others. I've had decent stuff at chili's, but never ruby tuesday, not once in 20 years and in at least 4 different states. I finally just said No.
 

Jeffreauxdawg

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
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The fact that Applebee's still exists and Steak and Ale is out of business tells you as much about society as the fact that Arrested Development was cancelled after 3 seasons and 2 an 1/2 men rose to number one and stayed on air for more than a decade. Most people suck.

Steak and Ale was my 2nd favorite sit-down restaurant chain of all time... Cracker Barrel is number 1 of course. I mean, who can beat the Prince and Pauper?



Plus I was a kid, but I liked those waitresses titties popping out of the top of the dirndls. It was the original breastaurant without the stigma.

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Jeffreauxdawg

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
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Cracker Barrel my man. Kids are picky little *****, but will always eat breakfast. You can feed a family of 4 for $30 or so and it's pretty good. Saturday night Country Fried Pork Chops are tits.
 

WilCoDawg

All-Conference
Sep 6, 2012
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I’m not going to disagree that the song is awful. I also agree that all this “country” music with the rap drum tracks is an abomination.
But Walker Hayes is actually a great guy. The guy is from Mobile and move here to Nashville for music. The guy busted his *** for years working at Costco (where i got to know him) to support his very large family all while trying to crank stuff out. He’s solid. His music not so much, but he figured it out just like others have. You make the product that’s selling regardless of whether it’s trash or not. Plus he’s putting smiles on people so good on him.
Take the backstory for what it is. I’m happy for him. I’m not downloading his songs, but I’m happy for him.
 

o_tacodawg

Redshirt
Jan 2, 2020
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The kids love dancing to it whenever we take the boat out on the river. That and the chicken wing song. Painful.
 
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