A man, shattered.

[MissingWCC]

Was she hot?

I was kind of thinking that maybe she could have said it was her or the toaster or the little box., or a bologna sandwich. I'm of the belief that it was over anyway. The CATS CATS CATS thing was nice touch though. Much better than OSCAR MEYER. Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap.

 

[26MichaelUK]

Kentucky basketball is my life. My wife stood in front of me 15 years ago and declared it was her or basketball. I did the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS chant as she walked out the door. UK basketball is all I look forward to all week and tune in to watch this . I am at a loss for words and emotions.

Are you serious? My sarcasm meter is broken.

 

[dickieVIII]

What happened with your wife?

We divorced and she married her cousin

 

[dickieVIII]

Was she hot?

Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol

 

[Backer cutter]

Can’t believe I traded, hello daddy, and good morning darling for this.

 

[mrdavisanddd]

We divorced and she married her cousin

Well at least she’s your sister in law now

 

[STL_Cat]

LOL, this makes me think OPs main goal was to be cited by message board geniuses. Well done.

 

[dickieVIII]

LOL, this makes me think OPs main goal was to be cited by message board geniuses. Well done.

Honestly, I had no idea message board geniuses even existed. I’m an old man, not hip to the whole scene.

 

[ok-cats-computer]

I, for one, respect OP’s decision.

 

[CB3UK]

This thread brought me a much needed laugh