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ClassOf02 said:
You are a good man sir, despite your frequent attempts to suggest otherwise.
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That's kind of you to say, but I figure that, if I were a good man, I wouldn't be so desirous of shedding all that ethics/morals baggage, right? I try sometimes, but the freaking guilt crushes my attempts. Downright pisses me off, it does. šŸ˜”

Think I'll call my mom and yell at her.
 
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Knight Shift said:
What were you expecting? A Penthouse letters story? Or a happy ending with a sheep?
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I for one was hoping for more Penthouse letter or Beaver Hunt story rather than choir boy does the right thing. I got to the end and was like "O Man that royally sucked". It was set up so perfectly. As you can tell I haven't been off the farm in a little while, I'm trying to live vicariously through others right now.
 
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RUBubba said:
What's a porn plot?
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Whatever you do, don't Google search "porn plot" on your work computer or on a shared computer. You've been warned.

Reminds me of something I did at work. Was doing some diligence on a competitor firm that had the initials BDSM- for example, Burris, Day, Simpson and McCarthy. It was quite common to have a website www.BDSM.com. Of course, silly naive me did not think about what BDSM could result in on the internet.

So, I type in that URL on my work computer, and the next thing I know, these pictures and images of people in various states of undress doing all sorts of acrobatic things with each other start popping up on my screen. And this was one of those sites that when you closed one window, 3, 4 or 5 or more porn windows popped up.

I get all the windows closed, and make a beeline to the office manager's office, because I am a straight arrow. I tell him what happened, and he starts laughing, busting my chops and quizzing me what I actually saw, and if there was anything worth viewing at home.
 
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Knight Shift said:
Whatever you do, don't Google search "porn plot" on your work computer or on a shared computer. You've been warned.

Reminds me of something I did at work. Was doing some diligence on a competitor firm that had the initials BDSM- for example, Burris, Day, Simpson and McCarthy. It was quite common to have a website www.BDSM.com. Of course, silly naive me did not think about what BDSM could result in on the internet.

So, I type in that URL on my work computer, and the next thing I know, these pictures and images of people in various states of undress doing all sorts of acrobatic things with each other start popping up on my screen. And this was one of those sites that when you closed one window, 3, 4 or 5 or more porn windows popped up.

I get all the windows closed, and make a beeline to the office manager's office, because I am a straight arrow. I tell him what happened, and he starts laughing, busting my chops and quizzing me what I actually saw, and if there was anything worth viewing at home.
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Yea made the mistake of helping my, at the time, 75 year old father buy a pair of sneakers online. He asked what website he should use. I told him the name of a prominent sporting goods store. Needless to say this church going man was not pleased where that url took him.
 
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RUBubba said:
What's a porn plot?
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Example: Young girl doing laundry in a pubic laundromat. Decides to freeload on somebody else's dryer. Just as she's removing her clothes, the guy who had started the dryer walks in and catches her. They agree she must pay for her transgression. There's a convenient table, upon which she is repeatedly "punished".
 
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RUBubba said:
On that same line, the name of the sporting goods store and website is DicksSportingGoods dot com NOT Dicks dot com
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Yep that's the one I referenced above. Couldn't type the name because my fathers retinas are still burning from the images that popped up.
 
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koleszar said:
I for one was hoping for more Penthouse letter or Beaver Hunt story rather than choir boy does the right thing. I got to the end and was like "O Man that royally sucked". It was set up so perfectly. As you can tell I haven't been off the farm in a little while, I'm trying to live vicariously through others right now.
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Just get yourself some sheep on your farm. That'll cure what ails ya.

And trust me, I'm very, very far from a choir boy. I just require consent is all. And these two were well beyond any capacity to knowingly consent to anything.

Anyway, I could never actually sleep with any woman displaying the kind of piss-poor judgement required to want to sleep with me. This woman had a far better shot at me going home with her when she was telling me she didn't like me and wanted to punch me in the face. šŸ™‚
 
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Example #2: A young woman has suffered a flat tire and stands, forlornly, on the side of the road wondering what to do. A young man happens by and offers to change her tire. After briefly discussing whether the offer comes with an expectation of remuneration, they mutually agree to "continue the discussion" in the back of the car, doors open, for passers-by to witness.
 
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