2026 Rutgers Maryland Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

One of them gets fired
Greg Schiano or Locksley
Go Maryland Terps?

 

[MrsScrew]

EZ pass bowl game
or is it the toilet bowl
Tickets one dollar

 

[NewHondo77]

Scarlet hopes fade to gray,
Maryland runs wild once again,
Another long fall ends.

 

[Doctor Worm]

The Delaware Bowl!
The victor wins The First State
Good toll revenue

More like Pink Slip Bowl
Winner keeps his job for now
Loser, maybe not

Toilet Bowl? C'mon
Not funny from Glenn Foley
Not better with age

 

[Doctor Worm]

Scarlet hopes fade to gray,
Maryland runs wild once again,
Another long fall ends.

Six-eight-six? Egad!
Gross Haiku violation
Does emote well though

 

[Knight Shift]

Six-eight-six? Egad!
Gross Haiku violation
Does emote well though

Sadness foils cadence
And counting too-Knight Shift knows
Bye week disasters

Speaking in third person
Bad form, but made Haiku work
I blame Schiano

 

[RuBird]

Scarlet hopes fade to gray,
Maryland runs wild once again,
Another long fall ends.

You are new to this
Haiku like Rutgers not go
There’s always next week

 

[DJ Spanky]

No Ami Finau
To twist the quarterback's leg
Hope that scumbag rots.

Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.

There's no rivalry
No matter how much it's forced
No one really cares.

 

[RUforester72]

Terps significant
Chance for coach’s redemption?
Or one way ticket!

 

[SandystonScarlet]

One dollar tickets
Root for a victory or
Rooting for a loss?

 

[SHUSource]

Six-eight-six? Egad!
Gross Haiku violation
Does emote well though

Doctor Worm does not
Account for inflation; costs
More to say the same

 

[Doctor Worm]

One dollar tickets
Root for a victory or
Rooting for a loss?

Root for victory
Is there any other way?
Play to win the game

 

[Knight Shift]

Root for victory
Is there any other way?
Play to win the game

Yeah, but what about
The long game and getting rid
Of the head coach soon?

 

[Haiku575]

Instead of the Chop
Go with Tripper's pre-game speech
It just don't matter.

 

[Knight Shift]

Instead of the Chop
Go with Tripper's pre-game speech
It just don't matter.

Meatballs-that's so cool
RU's starting quarterback
Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, Spaz

 

[Doctor Worm]

Yeah, but what about
The long game and getting rid
Of the head coach soon?

Do you not recall
The words of Herman Edwards
Reverberating

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Haiku lights the way

No matter how bad we play

Haiku wins the day