2023 Hoosier Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Bowl game with a win
Need to chop on every play
Ruin their homecoming

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Greg says "IT WORKED OUT!"
Not sure that I enjoyed it.
Make this one easy.

 

[RUforester72]

Indiana fail

Hoosiers sounds much like losers

Knights going bowling

 

[Antnee79]

A bowl game in sight
Please do not sleep on this team
Just keep chopping boys

 

[LeapinLou]

Indiana next
One and Oh season needed
The rest will be tough

 

[Knight Shift]

Coach Allen on ropes
Quarterback musical chairs
Cue circus music

 

[Knight Shift]

They don't have mascot
The don't have a quarterback
They don't have a chance

 

[Morrischiano2]

Chop chop chop and bowl!
Dylan Harper trolled Hoosiers
This year……”IT WORKED OUT!!!!”

 

[Morrischiano2]

BiG coach implosions
We dont need Hoosiers scandal
We’ll win anyway

 

[Morrischiano2]

One last MSU:
Mel Tucker visits French Lick
It’s not what he thought

 

[RUforester72]

Back in USA
Can watch the game on TV!
Scarlet Knights will win!

 

[DJ Spanky]

RU at Indy
Beat the Hoosiers like a drum
Six and Two Baby!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Indiana wants me
and Lord I can't go back there
to see Rutgers win

***omg.. line 1 was 6 syllables! I missed that! I repeat it and it sounds right.. guess that's the song echoing***

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All Rutgers fans root
for the townie Cutters team
Little 500

 

[armenius]

Indiana says
Rutgers does not belong here
F* them, time to bowl!

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Hoosiers are losers
Win this game we go bowling
Hoosier daddy now

 

[Morrischiano2]

What is a Hosier?
Something to do with farming?
Harbaugh cheating prick

 

[DJ Spanky]

So Hoosier Daddy?
Saturday we will find out.
Beat Indiana!