Off to Camp Randall
The game highlight -Jump Around
Will be House of Pain
Free Ashenfelder
Or Waterboy at QB
Can't be any worse
The game highlight -Jump Around
Will be House of Pain
Free Ashenfelder
Or Waterboy at QB
Can't be any worse
Wisconsin Haiku Thread
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Ferocious Badgers
Can bite off all your fingers
How do you defend?
Can bite off all your fingers
How do you defend?
Stop badgering me
I'll do haikus when ready
In my own sweet time.
I'll do haikus when ready
In my own sweet time.
Oh Haiku, Haiku …
Sweet solace before the loss.
Wake me when Greg leaves.
Sweet solace before the loss.
Wake me when Greg leaves.
Badgers coach Fickell
Seat was hot, fans were fickle
We need Jason Eck
Seat was hot, fans were fickle
We need Jason Eck
Herein, I predict …
Greg says, “Those kids and coaches …
Are hurting,” post game.
Greg says, “Those kids and coaches …
Are hurting,” post game.
Badgered long enough
Fence the garden when he leaves
Clean the house with Wisc!
Fence the garden when he leaves
Clean the house with Wisc!
Just like commercials
Greg has ring round the collar
Since stuck in 80's
Once Gary is canned
I'll be just like the redhead
"Isn't this Ger-rate"
Is Ger-rate a word?
Need ruling from Doctor Worm
At replay center
Is this canned Gary
Like Prince Albert in a can?
Getting smoked a lot.
UMass smoked RU
Buy Greg a smoking jacket
And matching visor
Camp Randall was once
Where Confederate soldiers
Died for hopeless cause
It is possible
At risk of hyperbole
Hist'ry will repeat
Wounded and hurting
Opponent faces a loss
That seems preordained
Where Confederate soldiers
Died for hopeless cause
It is possible
At risk of hyperbole
Hist'ry will repeat
Wounded and hurting
Opponent faces a loss
That seems preordained
time for the Badgers
to take their swing at Rutgers
hopefully they miss
Wisconsin angry
after the blow out last week
Yay, we're gonna die
to take their swing at Rutgers
hopefully they miss
Wisconsin angry
after the blow out last week
Yay, we're gonna die
Time for Bucky Stew!
Chop the Badgers into chunks
Force feed the cheese heads.
Chop the Badgers into chunks
Force feed the cheese heads.
Cheese curds are awesome
Like cheese laced with crack cocaine
Makes the trip worthwhile
Me? Psychotic? Noooooooooo.........
Just like I'm not sarcastic.
Just plain old Spanky.
At times, I just count …
Syllables and post away.
And at times … genius.
Syllables and post away.
And at times … genius.
Scarlet hopes take flight
Badgers rumble through the cold
Rutgers dreams… then punts
Badgers rumble through the cold
Rutgers dreams… then punts
Rutgers Football stinks
Let’s play Xavier Stearn
On to victory
Let’s play Xavier Stearn
On to victory
R kicker injured
How the hell does that happen?
How will Rutgers score?
How the hell does that happen?
How will Rutgers score?
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